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Parody of Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls

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    Based on Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls (1997). Original lyrics; official video

    When you're feeling sad and glum

    It will take you out of Level 1

    Find the short cut into Level 3

    Just don't bleed from circularity

    Cutters in a row (Slice up your life)

    Some are high and some are low (Slice up your life)

    Careful how you go (Slice up your life)

    Slam it to the left (if the blade's on the right wall)

    Step it to the right (and a crouch if you're quite tall)

    Corridor of Blades (they, they)

    Go round

    Slam it to the left (if the blade's on the right wall)

    Step it to the right (and a crouch if you're quite tall)

    Corridor of Blades

    Series 4-8

    Alistair, his team must rue

    That they were the first ones to

    Meet the threat that none had seen

    Spinning blades: their quest in smithereens

    [Chorus]

    Simon had Gundrada

    Daniel had it harder

    With Giles, Barry, Dickon

    Their ends were not quickened

    Sarah Sarah Sarah: hacked up

    Dunca-Dunca-Duncan: hacked up

    Sophia!

    [Chorus]

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      This works brilliantly. The chorus made me do a proper LOL.

      (I would love to hear Martin H record this one for the podcast!)

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