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Parody of Love Shack by the B-52's

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    About Series 2 Quest 5, which ended for the lack of a glove. Based on Love Shack by the B-52's (1989). With a nod to The Simpsons' parody Glove Slap.

    Video; Original lyrics

    If the year is '88 inside Treguard's abode, he says

    "Fifth team died through a glove lack!"

    Glove lack yeah

    We're heading down into Mildread's wellway

    Looking for a tum getaway

    Friday'd be a much better day

    I got to Olgarth, after I spun the wheel

    And we headed off out with the bats' wings

    I got past the chessboard, I could be a winner

    I'll hurry up and grab my chicken dinner

    The glove lack in a Level Two place means

    We will play forever

    Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby)

    Glove lack, baby glove lack

    Glove lack, baby glove lack

    Veiled face (woo!), listen for clues

    A glove, scroll and a so-o-oap block

    Well she said not soap in the riddle of her speech

    But the soap we don't lack and there's no turning back

    Met a faded Merlin

    Met the Automatum

    Met the catacombite

    Met the face of Mogdred

    The glove lack in a Level Two place means

    We will play forever

    Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby)

    Glove lack, no turning back

    Glove lack, no turning back

    Now we're reminiscing, Level One we're missing

    Met Mildread and Gretel which is hardly a coven

    The wheel was spinning, the dungeon rooms were moving

    Around and around and around and around

    If you're bad at choosing, your team will be losing baby

    Needed a glove for the catacombite

    If you're bad at choosing, your team will be losing baby

    Thought it would attack

    Thought it would attack

    Mogdred says hi and he's as big as he's pale

    And he will make you all quail

    I got me a scroll, was told not to read it

    I wonder exactly why I need it

    The glove lack in a Level Two place means

    We will play forever

    Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby)

    Glove lack, baby glove lack

    Glove lack, baby glove lack (oh baby no turning back)

    Welcome to one of my playpens

    Not an actual playpen Tony

    Welcome to one of my playpens

    Play forever

    Playpen! There's no doors Tony

    Playpen! There's no doors

    Playpen! There's no doors Tony

    Playpen

    You're what?

    Dismissed

    (Ooh) nasty!

    Glove lack, baby glove lack...

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