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    Dungeoneer2k3
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    When Motley asks the Dungeoneers to tell him a joke, the Dungeoneers gave him really crap ones. If i had to tell him a joke it would be "How do you embarrass an Archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from!"  ;D

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      RoxxAatherton
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      methinks that would've been edited out, hehe

      tho it is rather funnym even if not for the squeemish/prude!

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Funny  😄 but like roxx said it would have been edited out....

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          Powdermonkey
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          Hello!

          Firstly, am new here so HI to all. AM 26 tho, so i remember the the 'Mare the first time they came out. Still the best entertainment on tele tho...

          As for funniest moments, well, rather than a specific piece of dialogue or action, for me it's when the team get hyper-excited. This is normally when they're particularly young and don't quite understand the technology behind the show!

          A great example of this was in S2 (i think) when a dungeoneer was walking down the corridor (u know - the boring one that just keeps going) when the bats start flying towards you. One lil lad (bless him) virtually jumped out of his seat to warn the Dungeonner to "WATCH OUT FOR THE BATS!"Hello!

          Firstly, am new here so HI to all. AM 26 tho, so i remember the the 'Mare the first time they came out. Still the best entertainment on tele tho...

          As for funniest moments, well, rather than a specific piece of dialogue or action, for me it's when the team get hyper-excited. This is normally when they're particularly young and don't quite understand the technology behind the show!

          A great example of this was in S2 (i think) when a dungeoneer was walking down the corridor (u know - the boring one that just keeps going) when the bats start flying towards you. One lil lad (bless him) virtually jumped out of his seat to warn the Dungeonner to "WATCH OUT FOR THE BATS!". lol and wipes a tear away...

          Another good example was in a reasonably recent episode when there were 3 girls (that annoying blonde one in the middle?) and as the Dungeoneer was walking thru the forest towards the portal, she saw the clump of grass and informed her to step over it, and to "walk over the..........leaves".

          If only they were old enough to realise this is all pre-recorded material and that what they say will have no effect! They same went for last night's show (Saturday) when in the castle that tall geeky kid on the right (i was REALLY expecting his voice to have broken...lol) was looking out for any sly exits, any obscure offshoots...go right...when the film has already recorded going left.

          Tis the simple subtle things I like...

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            MoanaLiza
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            what's your funniest scenes.

            Mine as already mentioned on a few occasions:

            Julie and the Goblins

            Simon sidestepping to the left

            Martin's acting

            Brother Mace offering Giles the wrong card

            Giles in the Corridor of Blades and the Block and Tackle

            One I watch but don't remember; Nicola's quest (T2,s7), Lissard getting fireballed by Smirkenorff.

            All to name a few

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              Purgatory
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              I don't think i can do this again.. i think with already talked about this in MANY other topics.. and probs have ones related to this on its own

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                Thanatos
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                The scene in the last episode of series 7 with Barry, Hands, Romahna and the goblins.

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  Another thing also is outtakes. Which scenes/incedences did you pick up on as possible outtakes? Like when Merlin appeared on his throne before the lightning after Martin s3 took the three steps and of course the brother Mace incedent as mentioned above. Any others also

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                    Galgarach
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                    When there was a delay with merlins lightning and he kind of moved his hand as if to cast it, there was a still

                    a 1 second delay.  ;D

                    The whole scene with July and the goblins - the adviser on the far left was so pathetic with her say "hello to the goblins..."

                    Julie trying to reach for the cartoon sword was also funny. And then there was that kid on the last team in series 3 that sat in the middle looking as though he didnt know where he was

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                      Galgarach
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                      And the reason why treguard says " I shouldnt look any more" is because hes trying to cover up the fact that the goblins dont actually do anything

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