A great Knightmare joke...
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I'll try and think of a few more. But I'm sure you lot can do far better.
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Elita's mouth is so big Tim Child put partitions in it and turned it into dressing rooms for the rest of the cast.
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Elita's mouth is so big when she sleeps with her mouth open shes catches planes, not flies.
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Elita's mouth is so big it survived a duel with Hordriss's ego.
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Elita's mouth is so big it was when she went on holiday to Bermuda that ships there started mysteriously disappearing.
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LOL, that's really good.
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Elita's mouth is so big it exerts its own gravitational pull.
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Elita's mouth is so big she says her lines in 3 different time zones simultaneously.
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Elita's mouth is so big Stephen Hawking has written a book about it.
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Elita's mouth is so big the cameramen had to stand on the moon to get it all into shot.
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Elita's mouth is so big she whistles bass.
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Elita's mouth is so big she can sing duets by herself.
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Elita's mouth is so big it has its own calling name.
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Because the dungeoneers were always horny.
If anyone makes the 'horny' joke again, I will personally stuff them up my left nostril and sneeze them all the way to the Outer Hebrides.
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(Well, I got it from Maid Marian, another great programme.)
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What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?
An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years.
In other words, William Hague!
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