A great Knightmare joke...
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I'm baaaack!
I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...
Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?
A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.
Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?
A: A comb
Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?
A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.
Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?
A: Broadsword production
Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?
A: Angular television
Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?
A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.
Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?
A: Take that stupid helmet off!
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What, now famous pop-band, tried but always failed to appear on knightmare?
Blue
terrable I know
Hides from the rotten vegertable
and just cause i was reading page 7 before posting this...
Elita's mouth is so big the first guy she kissed still has a hicky the size of dublin
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Can you make a Knightmare joke or convert a joke to Knightmare style?.
Heres mine.
Treguard, Brother Mace and a Floating skull go into a tavern for a drink. Treguard orders an ale and sits down. Brother mace also orders an ale and sits down. The Floating white skull orders an atruskan brandy, but the barmaid says sorry we dont serve spirts.
Festus, Level 4, a dungeoneer and an inteligent blonde were all sat at a table with a 10 pound note on it. The lights went out and when they came back on the 10 pound note was gone, who took it?. The dungeoneer, cus Festus, level 4 and the inteligent blonde never existed.
Can you think of any?. Mine are conversions it would be nice to have some originals.
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An old topic (to be found at http://www.knightmare.info/forum/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1039466925;start=0) has a wealth of jokes. Nonetheless, I'll re-post mine:
What's the difference between the Eye Shield and BBC Choice?
One is a pointless supplement which no-one actually likes and which was only ever put in to add some unnecessary padding and pointless TV sequences to an otherwise exemplery entity...and the other's an item in Knightmare.
What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?
An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years.
In other words, William Hague!
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Majida goes to a doctor. She says "Doctor, I'm having problems with my sex life. Treguard has troubles getting an erection." The doctor says "well, all I can give you is this powder. Put some in the pepper pot, cook him dinner, once he puts pepper on the dinner and eats it, he won't have any problems then." So, Majida takes the powder, and heads back to Knightmare castle. She puts the powder in the pepper pot and cooks Treguards dinner. Treguard comes back. "I've cooked your dinner," says Majida. "I'm going upstairs to lay on the bed." "Ok," says Treguard. As Treguard sits down to eat dinner, Majida lays on the bed naked. All of a sudden, she hears Treguard laughing hysterically. She goes downstairs to find out what's going on. She says "what's going on?" Treguard replies "I just sprinkled some pepper on my dinner, then one of the sausages split its skin, and it's chasing the cat all around the dungeon."
Sorry it's a long joke.
NEVER!
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