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    Fidjit
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    I can think of one household that definitely needs a "BEWARE OF THE DOG" sign.

    More to the point Grimaldine...

    FORGET THE DOG, BEWARE OF THE OWNER!

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      Illusion
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      LEFT                                                        RIGHT

      lol!

      Simple and to the point indeed.  ;D

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        More to the point Grimaldine...

        FORGET THE DOG, BEWARE OF THE OWNER!

        Teehee. Yep.

        insert crazy roleplay here

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          MoanaLiza
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          Changing the subject slightly I'm sure i read somewhere that someone could see or just make out an exit sign in the moving corridore or corridore of blades!

          Anyway back to the subject..

          In Block and Tackle Beware of flying blocks

          Yes I know it's not as good as the left and right, and beware of owner ones!

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            Fidjit
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            Lair of the Catacombite:- "No dogs allowed - especially Festus..."

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              Moocowthingy
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              Levle 2 attraction, the minecart to level 3

              Please keep hands inside the gurard rails at all time.  Please do not ride if you are

              1: Pregnent

              2: Epileptic

              3: Suffering from back or neck pain

              4: Have a heart condition

              Items left at the mine entrance are left at the owners own risk.

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                Fidjit
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                Items left at the mine entrance are left at the owners own risk.

                I think I'll take my old fridge in...  ;D

                I can get rid of that... Leave it there...  😄

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  Level 2 attraction, the minecart to level 3

                  Please keep hands inside the gurard rails at all time.  Please do not ride if you are

                  1: Pregnent

                  2: Epileptic

                  3: Suffering from back or neck pain

                  4: Have a heart condition

                  5: Your energy levels are low.

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                    Fidjit
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                    #18

                    Trial by Spikes:

                    Danger of death! Unless you want to be electrocuted you must follow these rules:

                    1. Step in correct proceedure

                    2. No wet fingers

                    3. Never trust anyone elses proceedure

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                      Lowebo
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                      As you enter the dungeon:

                        PAY ATTENTION TO ALL CLUES AND TAKE OBJECTS ACCORDINGLY!

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                        Fidjit
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                        #20

                        Corridor of Blades

                        Enter if you dare... Your head is in danger...

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                          Lowebo
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                          Knightmare Castle:

                          Look, just go away - unless your name is Julie or you want a crown you'll lose!

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            I just a topic a long time ago on Knightmare Warning signs which should placed, which was started by Motley, so I just thought I'd start another. This one instead is Knightmarish dodgy/stupid warning signs for exapmple:

                            Next to Ariadne's web "BEWARE OF DUNGEONEER EATING SPIDER".

                            That may not be the stupidest one but can you think of anymore as or even more stupid?

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                              Emii
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                              In the Block and Tackle:

                              "NO RIGHT TURN...

                              ...I MEAN, NO LEFT TURN"

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                                HStorm
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                                #24

                                "WARNING: LOW CEILING" in the corridor of blades.

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                                  Drassil
                                  Senior staff
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                                  Here is the original topic, in case anyone is concerned about repetition or just curious:

                                  http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1065601845

                                  In a certain Series 3 Level 2 corridor frequented by goblins:

                                  'Please note: certain bribes not accepted.'

                                  Next to Julius Scaramonger's stall:

                                  'Under investigation by Watchdog.'

                                  By the Dunswater:

                                  'Please do not feed the ducks... to ogres.'

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                                    Snowwiewolf
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                                    Er kind of revealing, but I coulnt think of anything else;

                                    In the room of the wyrms:

                                    Herpetologist meeting in progress, snake owners go trough the right door. Dungeneers and other dinners trough the left door

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                                      SkarkillS
                                      Skarkill
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                                      #27

                                      In the S8 Level 1 Trapdoor Room.

                                      "DO NOT FEED THE RED DRAGON."

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                                        HStorm
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                                        "A Warm Welcome To Winteria"

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                                          Skarkill
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                                          #29

                                          A Certain Elf should have  a sign round her neck saying.

                                          "WARNNING: THIS IS NOT A CAVE ENTRANCE."

                                          A Certain Dungeon Madien should have one that reads.

                                          "DANGER HORRIBAL NOISE: EAR PLUGS REQUIERD."

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