Warning signs!

MoanaLiza

Level 2 attraction, the minecart to level 3

Please keep hands inside the gurard rails at all time. Please do not ride if you are

1: Pregnent

2: Epileptic

3: Suffering from back or neck pain

4: Have a heart condition

5: Your energy levels are low.

Fidjit

Trial by Spikes:

Danger of death! Unless you want to be electrocuted you must follow these rules:

Step in correct proceedure
No wet fingers
Never trust anyone elses proceedure

Lowebo

As you enter the dungeon:

PAY ATTENTION TO ALL CLUES AND TAKE OBJECTS ACCORDINGLY!

Fidjit

Corridor of Blades

Enter if you dare... Your head is in danger...

Lowebo

Knightmare Castle:

Look, just go away - unless your name is Julie or you want a crown you'll lose!

MoanaLiza

I just a topic a long time ago on Knightmare Warning signs which should placed, which was started by Motley, so I just thought I'd start another. This one instead is Knightmarish dodgy/stupid warning signs for exapmple:

Next to Ariadne's web "BEWARE OF DUNGEONEER EATING SPIDER".

That may not be the stupidest one but can you think of anymore as or even more stupid?

Emii

In the Block and Tackle:

"NO RIGHT TURN...

...I MEAN, NO LEFT TURN"

HStorm

"WARNING: LOW CEILING" in the corridor of blades.

Drassil

Here is the original topic, in case anyone is concerned about repetition or just curious:

http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1065601845

In a certain Series 3 Level 2 corridor frequented by goblins:

'Please note: certain bribes not accepted.'

Next to Julius Scaramonger's stall:

'Under investigation by Watchdog.'

By the Dunswater:

'Please do not feed the ducks... to ogres.'

Snowwiewolf

Er kind of revealing, but I coulnt think of anything else;

In the room of the wyrms:

Herpetologist meeting in progress, snake owners go trough the right door. Dungeneers and other dinners trough the left door

Skarkill

In the S8 Level 1 Trapdoor Room.

"DO NOT FEED THE RED DRAGON."

HStorm

"A Warm Welcome To Winteria"

Skarkill

A Certain Elf should have a sign round her neck saying.

"WARNNING: THIS IS NOT A CAVE ENTRANCE."

A Certain Dungeon Madien should have one that reads.

"DANGER HORRIBAL NOISE: EAR PLUGS REQUIERD."

HStorm

A certain goblin master should have a sign round his neck that reads, "WARNING, BENEATH THE EYEPATCH, THIS MAN LOOKS EVEN MORE UGLY."

Skarkill

HAHAHAH.

"How would you like to get locked in a cell with Gretal, Fidjit & Casper The Key."

I think some people would say that its a pity this sign wasn't about in S7

"WARRNING DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR SANITY."

HStorm

Blimey, you know how to threaten people, Skarks!

AND FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, LEAVE MAJIDA ALONE!!!!!

Cries

Skarkill

I Real am a Sadist ani't I ;D.

Here's another one.

"WARRNING EXTREMLY POOR SPANISH ACCENT PRESENT."

Skarkill

OR

"CAUTION EXPOSER TO THIS GENIE CAN SERRIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR SANITY."

HStorm

"WARNING: TELLING ANTI-MAJIDA JOKES CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR TEETH"

Thumps Skarkill's mouth.

I told you, I lose all sense of humour when people snark Majida!!!!

Snowwiewolf

Hey! Its my job to hurt people! Throws Skarkky at a wall

"That better"