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    MoanaLiza
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    Nitpicking now by any chance are we?

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      MPK
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      Hands; "Nits! I aint got nits......but I ave got Fleas!"

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        zzt
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        Treguard: Do a barrel roll!

        (Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.)

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          LordSmear
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          Treguard - 'Pickle get off your knee's'

          Lilith - Treguard begone, keep your nine inches away from me

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            Boardriss
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            Lord Fear - Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight...

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              LordSmear
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              Treguard - 'Lord Fear, are you up for a threesome with me and Pickle??'

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                [A Dungeoneer enters a room, wearing tap shoes.]

                Dungeoneer: Where am I?

                Advisor #1: OK, you're in a plainish room, with four walls, and like a doorway in the far left corner. There's also a table in the centre of the chamber with objects on... oh, and a spotlight.

                Advisor #3: Right, we're gonna get you over to the clue table, so tap-dance left... stop.... pivot right a bit... alright, tap-dance forward... watch it, your arms are flailing a bit... now, jump to your left... slide forward, and... jazz hands!

                Advisor #2: Now, can you see the table?

                Dungeoneer: No.

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                  Thanatos
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                  Advisor: Side-step left a bit. Now take a few steps forward. Stop. Now, raise your arms spreading apart above your head. Now bend them in on each other. Part them and swing them to the left. Put them above your head again, pointing inwards this time. Okay. Spellcasting: Y, M...

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                    TheBrollachan
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                    The official slogan:

                    Vote for Lord Fear...* ...or else!*

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                      Fidjit
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                      Lord Fear at his communications pool...

                      "Goodbye!"

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        Mogdred [greeting a particular American politician]: 'Look upon Mogdred... look upon Mogdred, Dan Quayle!'

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                          MoanaLiza
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                          And Lord Fear would probably (not) say: I did not have sexual relations with that woman Maldame!

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                            Drassil
                            Senior staff
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                            Treguard: Go on, Pickle, do your impersonation of an IT teacher at the end of a Year 8 IT lesson.

                            Pickle: Very well, Master. 'I say, you lot... log off.'

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                              Fidjit
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                              Lord Fear: Will you **** off!

                              Sorry guys!

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                                Fidjit
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                                Treguard: Bomb explosion imminent, out fast!

                                Advisor #1: What's that on the floor?

                                Dungeoneer: Crikey it's petrol!

                                Advisor #3: Get out now!!!

                                Dungeoneer: Where's the......

                                Dungeoneer: AAAAAUUUUUGGgggghhh.....................

                                Treguard: Heh!

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                                  Snowcat
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                                  ?

                                  Me a little slow to get that one....

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                                    Drassil
                                    Senior staff
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                                    Festus: Maiow!

                                    Dungeoneer: Enter, Treguard!

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      Sylvester Hands: No thanks, I'm driving.

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                                        darkDescender
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                                        as the dungeoneer picks up the crown Lord F appears to gloat

                                        Treguard: Extreme danger team! Fortunately you still have the revolver that Greystagg gave you, put it to use!

                                        Lord F: (upon seeing the dungeoneer draw the gun) What the...?! Bang

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                                          Pooka
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                                          OK, time for a shameless crossover:

                                          Dungeoneer is about to put helmet on. For some unbeknown reason, Treguard kills them with a bolt of lightning.

                                          Treguard: Sorry... it's against the rules for me to kill, isn't it?

                                          Sorry guys!

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