Parody of The Lady in Red + Blue Da Ba Dee
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http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=4469#p13030:
I noticed you stuck them all up on ff.net. I think I'll do the same!!!
Well, in a year's time this topic may be buried deep within the Forum, so I thought putting the songs on fanfiction.net (at least for now) would ensure their prominence.
My fanfiction account, by the way, resides at http://www.fanfiction.net/~drassil. Anyone who visits can also read my Knightmare/Quantum Leap crossover fanfiction story, which should soon find its way onto the main KM website. (Sorry for the self-serving plug!) In fact, there is an entire category of enjoyable Knightmare stories on fanfiction.net.
And the song, that I hinted at in an earlier post, with the word 'dungeon' in? Well, it's by Queen! The song is a hit called 'Now I'm Here'.
I like the Timewarp song - fun to visualise!
Here's something a bit different:
[A woman - I don't know who - is in love with Hordriss and wants to be with him. She has seen a side to him that we never see. Based on The Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh.]
I've never seen you looking so lofty as you did tonight
I've never seen you less uptight
I've never seen so many kids ask you if you'd give them a spell
They're looking for a snowball in hell
Hopes lost down the well
And I've never seen that stress you're bearing
Or the highlights in your hair
That match your gown
Without a frown
The wizard in red
Is prancing with glee
So to speak
There's nobody here
It's just you and me
Somewhere on Level Three
But I hardly know
This mage with whom I hide
I'll never regret
The things we'll do tonight
[At the same time, she has to tell another gentleman that she is not interested in him.]
I've never seen you looking so scary as you did tonight
I've never seen your skin so white
You're worth erasing
I've seen so many children falling prey to infanticide
And when you turned to me and smiled it took my lunch away
And I have never found you less appealing
With a feeling of complete and utter fright, as I do tonight
I hate Mogdred
He's glancing at me
I feel weak
Don't want to be here
It's Hordriss you see
With whom I wanna be
But I hardly know
This villain by my side
I'll never forget
How charmlessly he tried
[So she goes back to Hordriss.]
I never will regret
The things we'll do tonight
The wizard in red
More fun than Mogdred
I love you
Here's another:
A Dungeoneer enters the school playground, fresh from his appearance on Knightmare, and is bombarded by eager questions. When he starts to get some rather misguided ones, he reveals to the stunned masses the secret of Knightmare: blue screen technology. To the tune of Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65.
'Yo listen up, here's a story
About a little guy that walked through a blue world
And all day on Knightmare everything he sees
Is just blue, like him, inside and outside
Blue his quest, with a blue little clue room
And a blue causeway
And everything is blue for him
And himself and all the crew standing round
Because he's got advisers who listen
It's blue chrom-a-key
Live or die it's chrom-a-key
Dragons fly by chrom-a-key
It's no lie
It's blue though you can't see
Blades race by by chrom-a-key
When doors cry it's chrom-a-key
Live or die
I have a blue quest with a blue portal
Blue is the colour that I mustn't wear
Blue are the floors and all the walls are too
On every level, One Two Three it's blue
Blue is the magic here that flies around
Blue like the causeway, it's in and outside
Blue are the notes we make and what we think
Blue is the Dungeon, that lives inside me
It's blue chrom-a-key
Live or die it's chrom-a-key
Dragons fly by chrom-a-key
It's no lie
It's blue though you can't see
Blades race by by chrom-a-key
When doors cry it's chrom-a-key
Live or die...'
And so on.
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