Parody of the R White's Lemonade song

[Drassil]

Good one.  

Here comes a parody of a famous lemonade advert. There's a recording of the song here.

Friday at 4:40. In Treguard's antechamber, a Chinese market trader has set up his stall, and included among his wares is a bottle of cherryade. Treguard comes down a staircase leading into the antechamber, wearing striped pyjamas. He sings:

'I'm a secret marketplace user

(Ah-Wok, Ah-Wok)

I've been trying to give it up

But it's almost 5 o'clock

(Ah-Wok, Ah-Wok)

Ah-Wok's cherryade

I'm a secret marketplace user

(Ah-Wok, Ah-Wok, Ah-Wok...)'

Meanwhile, somewhere completely different, another market trader is being asked to dance:

'Scaramonger, Scaramonger, will you do the fandango?'

[FrightKnight]

I'd thought of that last one... ..wondered how long it would be before someone would do that line.

[Emii]

That's a good one - it never occured to me to do that in the first KM Karaoke post.