1991 Knightmare article

[Skarkill]

"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A GOBLAIN SNACK?"

"ITS FEEDING TIME AN GRIPPA, RHARK AND TINY ARE HUNGRY."

[HStorm]

Well, there's some inverted Atlantean just waiting to be gobbled up. Away you go!

[Skarkill]

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE............LOVELY."

"OH DRASSIL I GOT SOME PEOPLE WHO'D LIKE TO MEET YOU AND HAVE YOU OVER FOR DINNER."

[HStorm]

Delete the word "over" as applicable.

[Snowwiewolf]

and I thought that I was the one with interesting "friends"  

[Fidjit]

Like me...  ;D

[HStorm]

Delete the word "interesting" as applicable.

[Snowwiewolf]

applicable?

I got some new "friends" I think Storms met Darkness the demoness  ;D but I've got another demon friend  ;D

Unfortunately Skena the demon is nice   and wont fight you

[HStorm]

Darkness is trying to turn me into a frog for some reason. Fortunately, I am immune to her evil sorcery...

See, not a jot of effect.

[Snowwiewolf]

Darkness's friend has a french restaurant  

[HStorm]

Suddenly the agenda becomes clear. There is injustice at play in this dark old city, and there's only one man who can come to the people's aid.

This is a job for...

TAN-TAN-TAN-TANTARRAAAAAAA!!!

Toad-man!!

(I'd call myself frogman, but everyone'll think I'm a deep sea diver.)

[Snowwiewolf]

I used to play Frogman with a friend of mine. Frogman and his companion Super-Snake

Frogman was a superball with frogs legs and snakey was a long stick  ::)

[HStorm]

This seems, on the face of it, unanswerable.  

Toad-Man, theworld's most charismatic crimefighter, confronts the evil restaurant owner, and with a sweep of his mighty padded flipper feet, raises up and says, "Naughty naughty naughty!"

That showed 'em!

[Snowwiewolf]

Theres just one more problem. The restaurants owner is going to sue you for causing mental and physical harm and for other stuff.

[HStorm]

Oh dear, well that's just not cricket, wot?

[Snowwiewolf]

cricket?  

[HStorm]

An incomprehensibly long, dull and pointless game. It lasts five days, and never seems to start.

[Snowwiewolf]

News: Toadman has left your earthly world

[JamesA]

An incomprehensibly long, dull and pointless game. It lasts five days, and never seems to start.

The only thing cricket has given us is Phil Tufnell  ;D

[Fidjit]

An incomprehensibly long, dull and pointless game. It lasts five days, and never seems to start.

How many times have you played it HStorm?

It's a good game to get used to but, yes, I'd rather play it than watch it!!!  ;D