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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    #29

    This seems, on the face of it, unanswerable.  

    Toad-Man, theworld's most charismatic crimefighter, confronts the evil restaurant owner, and with a sweep of his mighty padded flipper feet, raises up and says, "Naughty naughty naughty!"

    That showed 'em!

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      Snowwiewolf
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      Theres just one more problem. The restaurants owner is going to sue you for causing mental and physical harm and for other stuff.

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #31

        Oh dear, well that's just not cricket, wot?

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          Snowwiewolf
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          #32

          cricket?  🙂

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            #33

            An incomprehensibly long, dull and pointless game. It lasts five days, and never seems to start.

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              Snowwiewolf
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              News: Toadman has left your earthly world

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              • JamesAJ
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                JamesA
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                #35

                An incomprehensibly long, dull and pointless game. It lasts five days, and never seems to start.

                The only thing cricket has given us is Phil Tufnell  ;D

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                  Fidjit
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                  An incomprehensibly long, dull and pointless game. It lasts five days, and never seems to start.

                  How many times have you played it HStorm?

                  It's a good game to get used to but, yes, I'd rather play it than watch it!!!  ;D

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    #37

                    I played it loads of times at school, and my Dad was a semi-pro player.

                    I hated playing even more than watching because of fielding. At least when you're in the stands you can sit down while you're doing nothing!

                    One of the pluses about moving to Scotland when I was a kid (of which there were not all that many) was that they don't play cricket up there.

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      It's a good game to get used to but, yes, I'd rather play it than watch it!!!  ;D

                      Zzzzzz I'd rather watch paint dry personally!

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        #39

                        As coincidence would have it, Liza, my response when they say, "And now on Sky Sports 1, Test Cricket from the West Indies" is usually, "Oh I'm sorry, there's this big wall of fresh paint that I've got to watch drying." That or "I'm too busy watching the furniture assembly from Ikea."

                        (Or indeed any other distributor of household furniture - note from the lawyers.)

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