Five/ten reasons why?
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Maybe at this point, someone should raise the adage 'great minds think alike'...
Backtracking a bit to the chicken-crossing-road tangent:
Assassins: Say nothing, just flee sheepishly and invisibly, with the sound of clucking ringing in their ears.
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Perhaps if you suggest some of the characters that you still need for your list... (I don't have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Dungeoneers and Advisors, but I could always nip over to knightmare.com to jog my memory.)
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Ridolfo, then:
'Hey, you a bird! I tell you what: you give me the tips on how to make sweet music with thee birds, and I help you to cross road. That sound good to you, chick-hen?'
And Golgarach:
'Stop, intruder! Look left, look right, look left again, cross carefully when there is no traffic, taking care as you do so... then turn and face me!'
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Snapper Jack:
This one's too smart for Jack, we go for easier pluckings.
Just Add "Snipper-Snap, Snipper-Snap" and you have yourself a proper Snaper-Jack quote.
Hmmmm Skarkill:
How about this.
"It crossed the bloomin Road cause me an Grippa 'N' Rhark caught up with it an I said.
"Grippa, Rhark Leave It. That Chicken will make a LOVELY Rost Dinner. Right Stand your ground Chicken while I gets The Irons on yer"
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.......LOVELY."
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i have good reasons why u have wateched too much in knightmare!!!!
U ARE IN A ROOM WITH A ,.OT OD PEOPLE DRUNK (FOR ME THIS WAs september 2001 21st i think and u mention knignhtamre as u have had too mcu vodkla 30 mins later r in a room with a bed and table and tv andf video knightmare series 4 is being played watichg alex fall over 5 times (as people founf this very amusing) now u know knighhtm,are is funny wen drunk!!
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I went searching to dig this topic up coz I thought of some more similar.
Silly things you may do whilst watching Knightmare:
During series three you admire Treguards Fake tan enviously wishing that you could have a similar one
During a later series spyglass scene you hold up a magnifying glass
You start laughing at Motley's jokes
You start guiding the dungeoneer
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HStorm! Some new chicken jokes for you...
Stilleta: Jolly dangerous crossing such a busy road, young chicken...
Heggatty: Oi, chicken! Where d'you think you're goin' eh, eh, eh?
Romahna: You there! Chicken! get away from the edge of that road before I pincussion you!
Maldame: If you cross this road, We'll allow you into our council...Perhaps as a rooster.
I know these were pretty fowl, but...No! Forgive me for my awful punning!
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