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What's your battle cry, eh?

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    dontyoulikemypie
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    Hark! Who is that, running amidst the cliffs! It is DYLMP, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

    "I'm seriously going to bruise you all the way to Wackersdorf!!"

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      dontyoulikemypie
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      Wasn't that the name of one of the villages in Series 8?

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        HarveyTowers
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        Running on the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Harvey Towers! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

        "I'm seriously going to contort you until you spontaneously degenerate!!"

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          Phoenix
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          Hahahaha!!!

          I can't quite believe how fitting mine is...

          Sprinting out of the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Phoenix! And she gives a mighty grunt:

          "I'm going to contort you into the stuff of nightmares!"

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            darkDescender
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            I gave it another try, but mine just aren't all that good...

            Who is that, skulking along the fields! It is Marc, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

            "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

            see?

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              Billy
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              Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Billy, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries apocalyptically:

              "I'm going to punch you like a wrecking ball, and trade you for a candy bar!"

              Superb!

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