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Motley! Good or Bad?

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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    Well of corse you were good Motley you were on the side of The Powers That Be.

    Of corse if your taliking about your Jester Talents.

    Welllll.... Lets just say that if Bad Jokes could Kill you would be the Dungeon's worst Mass Murderer.

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      Well it depends. Do you mean you, or the guy in the show?

      If it's the guy in the show, then the answer is bad. He's terrible.

      If it's you on the other hand the answer is bad. You're absolutely bloody horrifically terrible.  🙂

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        If it's the guy in the show, then the answer is bad. He's terrible.

        I agree. If a certain bald wizard- hag composite had any say in the strategy of the Opposition, they'd be chasing the real villains of the piece, the Knightmare jesters, rather than wasting time eliminating 12 year olds who can't see and can only carry two items at a time.

        It doesn't help that he hung around with Mellisandre, who attracts my derision like a magnet. But even in his own right, his jokes are absolutely lame. The way he sometimes laughs uproariously when a brat offers him a completely unfunny joke that they haven't even gone to the trouble of remembering properly annoys me too. His only saving grace is that fact that in S3 he gets away with perhaps the most blatant *double entendre *in the show.

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          GrimaldineGrimwold
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          Oh, I still think Motley's in S3 was best, because it was so long.

          Okay, maybe the wrong wording given the context.

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            I WAS GONNA SAY!!!!

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              That's three awful puns and double entendres I've made in one night. I think I'll just go and throw myself into Festus's jaws now to save you all any more pain.

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                Guest
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                Yes please do, and while your in their take these with you.

                     Hands him a pile of mis-printed business cards saying "Lord_Nob"

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  You THINK they're mis-printed, but I think you'll find the printers were quite deliberate about it.

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                  • SkarkillS
                    SkarkillS
                    Skarkill
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                    #10

                    If Motley you were asking wether YOU are Good or Bad as a person I would have to say that from what I know about you and after poasting, disscusing and chating with you on this Forum.

                    You sound Like A Spot On Lad.

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                      Fidjit
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                      I think I am the second youngest member here...

                      I'm only 16!

                      Snowwie is the youngest, I think!  ;D

                      Thanks for regards...  😉

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                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                        Yes please do, and while your in their take these with you.

                             Hands him a pile of mis-printed business cards saying "Lord_Nob"

                        Oh, that is unfortunate, dearie. pushes Festus's jaws open and pulls Lord_Bob inside, followed by much mad cackling and electronic barking

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                          Guest
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                          #13

                          Several minutes later Festus begins coughing and spluttering and spits out Bob whole.

                          Bob: Luckily I was wearing my Red Dragon armour otherwise that could've been ooh, nasty.

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                            Snowwiewolf
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                            Turns Lord_Bob in to a cat

                            "Sorry I've just always wanted to do that"

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                              Mogdred
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                              His only saving grace is that fact that in S3 he gets away with perhaps the most blatant *double entendre *in the show.

                              Which one was that?

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                                Emii
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                                turns snowwie into a banana

                                Hee...

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                                • HStormH
                                  HStormH
                                  HStorm
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                                  That'll teach her. It won't STOP her, but it'll teach her.

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    Which one was that?

                                    There were several he made in S3, but I think the one GG's referring to is...

                                    "Up there... up there... your leg over, and BOSH! You're in!"

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                                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                      There were several he made in S3, but I think the one GG's referring to is...

                                      "Up there... up there... your leg over, and BOSH! You're in!"

                                      Yes.

                                      "...Your leg over, and Bosh, You're in. Right, get ready for the ride of your life."

                                      I mean, surely that wasn't accidental.

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                                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                        If anyone wants to listen for themselves, there's a clip of that on this site, obviously under Series 3. Now I just need to locate my Series 3 video, which seems to have been lost or eaten. I'm not scolding any particular quasi-canines yet, but I have a horrible feeling about where it might be.

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          Well it's not that bad. Just wait a couple of days and it'll come back out the other end.

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