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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    (Coming up to 100 posts, which isn't bad considering the thread only started at dinner time yesterday.)

    Beards That Can Be Fashionable, by Bumptious.

    The Righteousness Of The Wars Against Terror, by Lord Fear.

    (Has anyone else ever noticed the unfortunate acronym for George Bush's pet war, "The War Against Terrorism"?)

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      MoanaLiza
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      *101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username *by Moana Liza

      Sorry dear, couldn't resist it.

      I can play that game too!

      101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username by Snowwie, Snowwiewolf, Sydney Mayhem and friends

      101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People By Changing Your Signature By Malefact

      (Sorry "Deary" I couldn't resist that either!)

      Ten ways to make a Killing living By L Fear

      Oh I forgot 101 ways to make yourself become two different people By GG

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        Er, 'scuse me, lady and gent, do you think we're just starting to forget the point of the topic? It's s'posed to be really thin books...?

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          Thanatos
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          Left is Right (or "Sidestep to Victory)" by Simon and Nathan

          Top Ten Winterian Tans

          How to give your realm an uncontrived name by Aesandre

          A History of the Body Shop by Lissard

          Repentance of a Dangerous Kidnapper by Sylvester Hands (or Skarkill)

          When is a Wand of Majesty not a Wand of Majesty? by Hordriss the Confuser

          Making Sense Of Your Spellbook by Sidriss the Confused

          101 Ways to Spend a Day Off by Sylvester Hands

          Fly-Fishing by J.R. Hartley: a Commentary by Sylvester Hands

          Eats, Shoots and Leaves 2 by Fatilla the Hun

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
            wrote on last edited by
            #97

            More, Thanatos... more, more, more!

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              Drassil
              Senior staff
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              #98

              Why I Swear I've Never Even Heard Of Narania, Or Narnania, Or Whatever It's Called, by Aesandre Winterbourne-Scaramonger

              Etruscan Brandy: A Taster's Guide, by Brother Mace

              Good Reasons Why I Am Named Ariadne, by Ariadne

              Timely And Tasteful Christmas Celebrations, by Merlin

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                MoanaLiza
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                #99

                Good Reasons Why I Am Named Ariadne, by Ariadne

                And My personal review of the movie "Eight Legged Freaks": By Ariadne

                My top ten winter holidays: By Aesandre

                Why I really should get out more!: By Treguard

                Fatilla's guide to Blipping and Blopping, all explained

                My memiors: By Merlin

                The Master's Loyalty guide: By Skarkill

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  Oh I forgot 101 ways to make yourself become two different people By GG

                  *pout

                  mutters something unprintable about Merlin and his so called "cures"*

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    #101

                    Secrets Of Camouflage, by Mellisandre.

                    Lord Fear's Personal History, by the fans of Knightmare.

                    My Philosophy Of Speedy, Decisive Action At Critical Moments, by Lord Fear.

                    Ho To Survive The Corridor Of Blades Without Help From A Generous TV Producer, by... aw, you guessed!

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                      Guest
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                      #102

                      My time in the dungeon, a travelouge by Akash

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        #103

                        How To Identify Precious Stones, by Olaf.

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                          Guest
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                          #104

                          A Little Goes a long way, why you shouldn't overpost By Lord_Bob and HStorm

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                            Elita
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                            My Very Secret Diary By Sidriss. She made one entry then lost the bloody thing. Oh Sidriss, you so stupid... (but I love you anyway)

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                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              #106

                              An In-Depth  Guide To The Paths Of The Dungeon, by Sidriss.

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                *Things I'm Not a Rip-Off of in Any Way *by Romahna.

                                *The Complete Guide to Lego Architecture *by Elita.

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                                  Elita
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                                  *The Complete Guide to Lego Architecture *by Elita.

                                  With its compantion volume AND THERE'S NO BLOODY CURTAINS GRIMALDINE! also by me.

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    *How to Avoid Getting Hormonal When Other People Know More About Lego Architecture Than You *by Elita.

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                                      Elita
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                                      *How to Avoid Getting Hormonal When Other People Know More About Lego Architecture Than You *by Elita.

                                      THERE ARE NO SODDING LEGO CURTAINS YOU TWAT!!! throws a large ball of collected Babybel wax at Grimaldine

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                                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                        *Our Love Story *by Lillith and Bumptious

                                        Pssh. You won't know until you write to the manufacturers and ask. Until then, stick to the Lego Shower to go in the Lego Wellway Room and the Lego Wolves to eat the Lego Pickle in the Lego Forest.

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          A Guide To Staying Stringently Within The Guidelines Laid Out In The Forum FAQ, by Elita.

                                          The Accumulated Evidence That A Bargain With Me Really IS A Bargain For Success, by Mogdred.

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