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Don't Go Breaking My Cart (from Don't Go Breaking My Heart)

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    Drassil
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    I posted this one on the Off-Topic Forum while this Forum was down. But now it's back...

    Motley agrees to let McGrew use his Level Two minecart - on the condition that he doesn't break it. Based on Don't Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John and Kiki Dee.

    [MOTLEY:]

    Don't go breaking my cart

    [McGREW:]

    I couldn't if I tried

    [MOTLEY:]

    Ah, Matey, if I get restless

    [McGREW:]

    Laddie, you are that kind

    [MOTLEY:]

    Don't go breaking my cart

    [McGREW:]

    I'll use it responsibly

    [MOTLEY:]

    Ah, Matey, when a Dungeoneer comes

    [McGREW:]

    I'll push him to Level Three

    [BOTH:]

    Ooh-hoo, and nobody knows it

    [McGREW:]

    When I was down

    [MOTLEY:]

    I was your clown

    [BOTH:]

    Ooh-hoo, and nobody knows it

    [McGREW:]

    Right from the start

    [MOTLEY:]

    I gave you my cart

    [BOTH:]

    Ooh-hoo.. I gave you my cart

    [MOTLEY:]

    So don't go breaking my cart

    [McGREW:]

    I won't go breaking your cart

    [MOTLEY:]

    Don't go breaking my cart...

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      He he he

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        Emii
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        laughs Knightmare, The musical, here we come! NOOOOOOOO!

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