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Fear (no, not HIM)

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    Lowebo
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    Sorry GG, but that aint the Brollachan.. ITS ME! Brillopad!

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      Sorry GG, but that aint the Brollachan.. ITS ME!

      Well... um... yes... I'm glad you've learnt a few things from the Grimwold sexual encounters, dearie.

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        Lowebo
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        Yup!

        1. Remove plastecene - this is vital!! Gets very gooey!

        2. Dont try anything with ogres

        3. WASH!

        4. Stop using Festus as a toy

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          GrimaldineGrimwold
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          Yup!

          1. Remove plastecene - this is vital!! Gets very gooey!

          2. Dont try anything with ogres

          3. WASH!

          4. Stop using Festus as a toy

          Okay, I'm not going to try to top that. Festus as a toy? shudder I'm gonna have Knightmares tonight.

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            Lowebo
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            Its expected with Mr G around dearie.

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              Its expected with Mr G around dearie.

              I told you. He's cuddly. And passionate.

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                Lowebo
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                Cuddly - ok, ok - Passionate - about what? Club? Dirt? Plastecene??

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                  Malefact
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                  horrible image deleted

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                    Lowebo
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                    What horrible image?! Imagine the uses for that club!

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                      Malefact
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                      la la la I'm not listening!!!

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                        Lowebo
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                        Dirt might clog things up a bit, but plastecene wouldbe interesting!

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                          Malefact
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                          Stopitstopitstopit!

                          vomits

                          What we need is a vomiting smilie...  🙂

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                            Lowebo
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                            No - what we need is a lovely picture...! Wonder if it would be in the kitchen? You know, where dungeoneers got food?

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                              GrimaldineGrimwold
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                              Okay, I sincerely think now might be the time to stop this line of thought. It's funny for a little while, but now...

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                                Emii
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                                The tone of this place has seriously been lowered. Not that I'm complaining.

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                                  Lowebo
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                                  Hmmm. Should i listen to GG or Emii?! Lower the tone still, or be lovely and jovial and clean, tra la la la la, dancing with the fairies! Screw it, im listening to someone who's around my age - but remember GG - should always agree with ladies - cheers for backing me Emii!

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                                    Lowebo
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                                    Back on topic, whenever a dungeoneer was being hunted in the dwarf tunnels - raptor, goblins, skarkill, assassin - that freaked me out too.

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                                      MPK
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                                      For me it would have to be Lord Fear, followed by the Behemoth and then the goblins.

                                      I really got freaked out when I heard the goblins horn or the behemoth clanking, and I hated the fact how the behemoth and goblins would always follow u!

                                      It made excellent TV of course, but also made for many of my days looking behind my back in the dark!

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                                        Lowebo
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                                        MPK, id just like to welcome you to the Knightmare Community!

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                                          DavidNewton
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                                          Now I'm confused. What was the Behemoth? I'm tempted to think that you mean the Dreadnought, but it might have just escaped my memory entirely.

                                          I'm going senile at 18. Help.

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