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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    And y'know you may have a point about Win ME and technosorcery  -  I've never seen Lord Fear and Bill Gates in the same room together. Hmm...

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      Elita
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      And y'know you may have a point about Win ME and technosorcery  -  I've never seen Lord Fear and Bill Gates in the same room together. Hmm...

      Yes, but Lord Fear had better dress-sense.

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        Willowherb
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        That's it - a fiendish plot! I must say that as Lord Fear he has a more stylish manicure though (in a sinister, gothic kind of way) It might be a good idea keeping Lissard from doing any press releases though - if there's too much talk of the new version of Windowsness, people might begin to wonder what's up.

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          I think people have been wondering "what's up" with Windows from the day they first used Win 95. I know I have.

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            Willowherb
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            At least with Win 95 I could still play stuff like Kyrandia and Legend (with a little help from my friend DOS). I still have a Son of the Empire team just waiting to kick some wandering army arse.

            Make that Daughter of the Empire, actually - the valiant comrades were all female.

            Ah... I'd better go now, I suppose. I've got a Library Studies assignment to work on tomorrow (arrgh - no, make that later today). Good night all.

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              Kieran
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              Welcome aboard Willowherb, I hope you have a long stay here, and a good one along with it!

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                Hello there Willowherb. Very nice to see you posting.

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                  Emii
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                  'Lo, herb-child! How be?

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                    Fidjit
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                    G'day! Motley's the name and being perfessional wit and rep artiest is my game...

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                      Willowherb
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                      Hello, hello, hello, hello! I be just fine. I'm glad to finally find a good place for some Knightmare chat - Elita clued me up about the forum. See you all soon in discussion!

                      (tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger)

                      Drat! That was meant to be a transportation spell - must get this thing fixed...

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                      • SkarkillS
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                        Skarkill
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                        Well hope to see you soon on the main boards.

                        tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger. Drat! That was meant to be a transportation spell - must get this thing fixed...

                        You know if I was paranoid. I would claim gimmick infringment on my Tom Troughton character on the KMRP Forum.  ;D

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                          Elita
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                          (tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger)

                          conjures up a mushroom and snake to complete the set

                          Oh, the cleverness of me! and proceeds to laugh maniacally

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                            Willowherb
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                            Hey, watch the snake - you could put someone's eye out with that! Is anyone here a Parcelforce - er, I mean Parselmouth?

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                            • SkarkillS
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                              Skarkill
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                              "I've already lost one eye."

                              "I don't need anything else messing up my looks."

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                                Emii
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                                Lol you've already been dead about three months in one area of the Knightmare realm. How much more can you do to mess up your looks?

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                                  Willowherb
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                                  Well, death isn't the obstacle it used to be in the old days, as Dave Lister once said. Use the right kind of skin products and that greenish-white pallor will be a thing of the past!

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                                  • SkarkillS
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                                    Skarkill
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                                    "Emill."

                                    "You've got a ten second head start."

                                    (Good Greiff is it three months since Skarkill was killed.)

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                                      Emii
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                                      ups and legs it out of the thread  ;D

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                                        FrightKnight
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                                        Zombie Skarkill...now there's an odd image.

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                                          Fidjit
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                                          No point he looks it and nearly talks it...  :-X

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