Parody of Addicted to Bass by Puretone
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GRIMWOLD THE OGRE:
I got two hairy hands up against the dungeon wall
I'm shaking with the heat of my need to roar
It starts in my feet, reverbs up to my brain
There's nothing I can do to revert the gain
I'm looking down to the kid below
There's nothing in the way they move to show
They too, know what I knew
They’re too busy running from the beast I tow
Listening to my Festus bark I feel so out of place
There's a certain something missing that the timeshift can't erase
I know you can tell just by looking at my face
A word about my weakness
I love to go inflicting my mace
Ogre uh oh
I love to go inflicting my mace
Ogre uh oh
(Ogre uh oh)
There's nothing I can do to be sane
I don't sleep 'til I've dished out the pain
I shake it if I am deprived
A hunger that grates from deep inside
I feel like I'm doing time
Imprisoned by offencing them time after time
In my mind I must overcome the need to decline
The solitary silence of a violent crime
Standing by the wife and dog I'm feeling so alone
My back against a wellway and I'm swinging on my own
Surrounded by so many and the kids all pick up pace
They're picking up my problem
I love to go inflicting my mace
Ogre uh oh
I love to go inflicting my mace
Ogre uh oh
My mace line is crushing up your spine
Ogre uh oh
Its tea-time, on you I’m gonna dine
I’m outta my mind
Someone’s at my window, I look down in the pit
Dungeoneers all down in there are looking like sh!t
Suddenly I realise in a look that I was wrong
I didn’t like the taste of kids on my tongue
Down at the scene below
There's something in the way they move to show
They too, know what I know
They’re too busy running from the beast I tow
Screams running over me to wash away my thoughts
The beatdown of the kidsywinks I laughed when they fought
There's something that's connected us whever they got caught
Actually I’m lying, I love to go inflicting my mace
Ogre uh oh
I love to go inflicting my mace
Ogre uh oh
My mace line is crushing up your spine
My mace line
Its tea-time, on you I’m gonna dine
I’m outta my mind Your bassline has got me feeling fine
It's filling up my mind...
My mace line is crushing up your spine
My mace line
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Here's a short one based on the first verse of Addicted to Base, by Puretone:
I've got three good friends and they're guiding me today,
Through the Corridor of Blades and they're all in disarray,
They're all shouting so loudly I can't make out what they say,
It really doesn't look like we will win today.
I can only see below,
The floor just keeps on moving at a rate that seems so slow,
And Treguard knows what I know,
And he knows exactly where this quest will go.
My Life Force is running low, it's been a while since I was fed,
Then I hear something coming and it's heading for my legs,
The blade passes through me and in a moment I am dead,
A word about my weakness, I've got this stupid helmet on my head.
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