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Things WE would never say...

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    Snowcat
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    Hmm, lets call this one a draw...

    *** A single claw appears and saws its way around the lock, removing it completely***

    While we're at it, where IS our esteemed new friend Mr 901? Ye made a helluva noise when he initially logged-in (if indeed HE did! ) but I haven't actually seen any kind of post or topics from him. abusive or otherwise...

    Did we scare 'im off?

    Would that make us the 'bad yins'??

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      Emii
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      NO! shoves flining cabinet in front of the door

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        Snowcat
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        CLANG

        Ow! Thanks a bunch Emii! (Don't lemme forget, I now owe u a headache...) 😛

        I only asked....

        **** looks around the tiny cupboard for a way out ****

        I gotta train to catch...

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          Malefact
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          "W00t! Hi peeps! LOL! Soz, can't say much coz I'm going clubbing in a mo. Nitemare rox! So long!"

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            Emii
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            shoves a nail file under the door, just so Snowcat has a fighting chance

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              Guest
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              Ringmasterrob: Merlin wasn't that bad really, i mean Series 4 ending was a cracking good one.

              Lord_Fear: Well actually, that Mogdred was much better as a villain, I've always had a thing for a bloke in a dress

              Skarkill: Forget the irons! everyone got bored of my Skarkill imitations ages ago, I've decided to do Fidjit next

              Motley: The rules eh? Better make sure I follow these to the letter

              HStorm: (just kidding )

              Emii: I'm not too bothered the RMR has stolen my 'silly man' phrase, in fact i'm faxing him the copyright papers right now

              Snowwie: Well, this thread looks like it doesn't need my unique imagination and hilarious side tracks

              Malefact: My KMBS lessons were far too complicated, i've decided to teach "how to hold your wand in 3 easy steps" instead.

              Snowcat: You know what, this cupboard is actually rather nice. No need for desperate escape attempts here!

              SCOTT901:

              Adam Battersby: No blue screens were harmed in the making of my rpg...

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                Skarkill
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                Skarkill: Forget the irons! everyone got bored of my Skarkill imitations ages ago, I've decided to do Fidjit next.

                Have Igot boreing?

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                  Guest
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                  Course not! The joke was more about Fidjit impressions;

                  Skarkill: I'm not going to put RMR in the irons for calling me boring!

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                    Billy
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                    SCOTT901: WHEN AREN'T YOU SHOWING IT

                    BillyH: There was a HUGE bootsale on yesterday...but meh, couldn't be bothered going.

                    Knightmaredave: actually i prefer 'oh dear, what a pity' to 'ooh, nasty'.

                    Alex Smith: The first winning team was...hang on, It's at the back of my head...erm...was...erm...it's coming to me...ah, forget it. Series 1, I think.

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                      Guest
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                      Barry and Co: Knightmare? Yeah we were on that, the show with Pat Sharp and the go karts right?

                      BVA: The series 8 life force clock was in fact a bramwell tart

                      HStorm: I wrote a new fan fic and it's available in post it note size! Yes it's really that short!

                      Emii: My new forum is going to be "Below The School" where you can create a moleperson and engage in fascinating adventures below KMBS!

                      Lord_Bob: Truth be told, RMR made all of my best posts

                      (This is true but he'd never say it was!)

                      Ringmasterrob: I've thought of a great new original character name, 100% cliche free!

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                        MoanaLiza
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                        SCOTT901: WHEN AREN'T YOU SHOWING IT

                        I think that he's actially figured out when it's being shown, but insists on keep reminding everyone when it's on. I guess he thinks we will forget before them, aww bless him !

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                          darkDescender
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                          HStorm: "Y'know, I think i'll take a break from making up snarky comments for a while"

                          Dark Descender: "Stuff Skarkill! Raptor was way better than him!"

                          Skarkill: "I say, do you mind awfuly if I put my irons on you?

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