Most annoying phrase

[SemtexJack]

• Semtex Jack travels deep into Level 3 and meets with Lord Fear *

SJ : Master.

LF : Yes. What is it?

SJ : I need your help. It's Hstorm. He has something I want.

LF : And what is that?

SJ : It's a woman....

LF : Tragic. How pitiful you have become Jack. Very well. If it will help rid me of Hstorm then I shall help you. I grant you two things.

SJ : Thankyou master.

LF : The first is a baby dragon. It's a black dragon. Should hopefully be enough to deal with him. It's name is Nibbler. Second is a spell, HANSON. When cast it shall cause the evil band Hanson to fall from the sky and perfom Mmmm-Bop until your opponent is finished. Remember to use your ear plugs before casting.

SJ : Thankyou Master. You're too gener....

LF : Enough. Get out of my sight!

Jack returns to Level 2 and meets Hstorm on the Causeway

[HeathclifftheBard]

"It's a cruel, cruel summer/leaving me here on my own it's a cruel/it's a cruel/cruel summer"

[SemtexJack]

Grrrrrr. Nibbler! Get him!

[Skarkill]

"You startin on my mate?"

"TINY GET ERM."

[HStorm]

Hmm, on a semi-serious note, I have a feeling this thread may have strayed slightly off-topic...

[Skarkill]

Back on Topic.

"QUAIL BEFOR ME."

Mogdread's catchprase has to be the most irritating one in the whole history of Knightmare.

[SemtexJack]

Yes yes, We must try to stay on topic here. When I said 'Quail Before me' earlier it was meant to be in relation to this topic.

Honestly gentlemen. We must not let a woman come between us. How about we all shake hands and agree not to fight again?

[Elita]

For me the most annoying phrase would be anything said by Gretel, or Pickle's constant simpering of "It sees Master, it sees!" in reference to the Eyeshield.

[Snowwiewolf]

Summers just beginning and you two already fighting over a woman

I agree with Elita, anything said by Gretel, she's ahazard to everyones health!

[Fidjit]

Snowwie starting her sentences with

*Turns...

Sorry!

[SemtexJack]

Surely Snowwie, It's better than us fighting over a bloke?????

Right, I'm off to stalk Frank Butcher

[FrightKnight]

I don't mind Bananarama actually....

But anyway.

"Oh, oh dear. Truth will open, truth will out!"

Yes, weeping doors of series 4. How about I turn you into firewood instead?

[Fidjit]

Surely Snowwie, It's better than us fighting over a bloke?????

Right, I'm off to stalk Frank Butcher

Snowwie's boyfriend Timonthy wouldn't hold for that would he Snowwie?

[Snowwiewolf]

A dagger flies past Motley

[SemtexJack]

SJ just looks confused

Right, I'm off to grease a monkey

[Skarkill]

Snowwie's Boyfreind Timmothy is a Jelous Psyco, a knife weilding maniac.

As HStorm can attest to and ME he had me with a knife to my throat on the Back-Up Forum once.

[HStorm]

I can attest to that, indeed. Timonthy's a tad overprotective of Snowwie. Tends to throw knives at people all the way from Finland just for talking to her.

[Snowwiewolf]

Thats true I'll try to talk to him, but it propably woulnt help

[Drassil]

(Back on topic...)

For me, it is Skarkill's "Yes, yer Fearship... Lordship."

[knightmaredave]

i don't know if it counts as a phrase but mildredds slurping in btween words used to really annoy me!!