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Devanté

Hmm...

Which version of Dreamweaver were you using?

I prefer 2004 over the new version. I'm more used to it ^_^

Devanté

Hmm, I may be able to help you with something like that, although I did my GCSEs about 8-9 years ago.

Although if I'm going to be helping someone, it's going to be one or a few parts of the site, and I'll leave the design to the owner.

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Hehe, thanks for all the introductions. If you need any help with anything (coding, webpage building, etc.), just ask

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I just quickly typed this out so there will probably be a mistake or two, this is just an estimate of what the HTML for the Eye Shield page is.

Devanté

Ah, OK.

I use Dreamweaver 2004, but I can't be bothered getting 8 because you can do a lot with the current one you have rather than getting a new one...

Also, here is the code for 'The Eye Shield' page which hasn't been shortened but has had some unnecessary spacing removed.

&lt;html>&lt;head>&lt;title>The Eye Shield&lt;/title>&lt;/head>
&lt;body background="shieldbak.jpg">

&lt;p align="center">&lt;img src="teslogo.gif" alt="teslogo.gif (4352 bytes)" width="402"
height="124">&lt;/p>

&lt;p align="center">&lt;font size="5" face="Roman">&lt;img src="kaclogo2.gif"
alt="kaclogo2.GIF (5275 bytes)" width="199" height="90">&lt;/font>&lt;/p>

&lt;p align="center">&lt;font face="Arial">&lt;strong>Editors:&lt;/strong> Paul McIntosh/Jake Collins&lt;br>

&lt;font size="2">&lt;b>Webmaster:&lt;/b> Illusion&lt;br>
&lt;/font>&lt;a href="email.htm">Contact us&lt;/a> &lt;/p>

&lt;p align="center">&lt;a href="issues.htm"> Issue Contents&lt;/a>  : &lt;a
href="bbk.htm">Bring Back Knightmare&lt;/a>&lt;/p>

&lt;p align="center">&lt;b>July 2001: &lt;a href="newissues.htm">New issues&lt;/a> of TES now online!&lt;/b>&lt;/p>

&lt;p>&lt;font color="#FF0000" face="Arial">&lt;strong>The Eye Shield&lt;/strong>&lt;/font> was a quarterly printed Knightmare fanzine, launched in December 1995. The
magazine was produced by life-long Knightmare fan - &lt;font color="#FF0000"
face="Arial">Paul McIntosh&lt;/font>&lt;font face="Arial">. He was disappointed to see
Knightmare fade away, and so set up 'The Eye Shield', originally intended to be an
independent 'fanzine', separate from Broadsword Television (who were keen on the idea).&lt;/font>&lt;/p>

&lt;p>&lt;font face="Arial">Paul kept in contact with Broadsword Television, and eventually the
fanzine became ' The Official Knightmare Magazine', and they did their part by passing on
all Knightmare mail onto him, and helping out wherever possible.&lt;/font>&lt;/p>

&lt;p>&lt;font face="Arial">&lt;em>"But I never heard about 'The Eye Shield!'"&lt;/em>&lt;/font>&lt;/p>

&lt;p>&lt;font face="Arial">It is likely that you did not hear about the magazine. It was going
to be mentioned in the last edition of 'The Quest', but there was a slight hiccup, and it
was missed out. All remaining copies of 'The Quest' were therefore sent out to as many
people as possible with a leaflet advertising the new fanzine. &lt;/font>So well done if you were one of the lucky ones!&lt;/p>

&lt;p>&lt;font face="Arial">TES was packed full with news, competitions, reader letters, games,
puzzles and artwork. Not forgetting exclusive interviews with &lt;/font>&lt;font
color="#FF0000" face="Arial">David Learner&lt;/font>&lt;font face="Arial"> (Pickle), &lt;/font>&lt;font
color="#FF0000" face="Arial">Hugo Myatt&lt;/font>&lt;font face="Arial"> (Treguard), &lt;/font>&lt;font
color="#FF0000" face="Arial">Tim Child&lt;/font>&lt;font face="Arial"> (Creator/Producer) and &lt;/font>&lt;font
color="#FF0000" face="Arial">Jason Karl&lt;/font>&lt;font face="Arial"> (Winner, Series
2). TES was also mentioned on the Sci-Fi channel after an repeat episode of
Knightmare in February 1996. A 15-second address card brought in lots of new readers!&lt;/font>&lt;/p>

&lt;p>&lt;font face="Arial">Part of The Eye Shield's role was to start a '&lt;/font>&lt;font
color="#FF0000" face="Arial">Bring Back Knightmare&lt;/font>&lt;font face="Arial">' campaign.
Indeed many readers wrote in to CITV and other channels demanding Knightmare's return, but
they were not interested. &lt;/font>&lt;/p>

&lt;p>&lt;font face="Arial">The magazine's last issue was in December 1997, two years after its
launch. Unfortunately, there were fewer and fewer readers each issue so Paul decided it
was time for a break from producing the magazine, in order to devote his spare time and
resources to get a bigger fan base for the magazine, and in particular - the BBK campaign.
It would then be re-launched.&lt;/font>&lt;/p>

&lt;p> After I set this site up in January 1999, I have managed
to contact Paul and it was agreed that this was the perfect opportunity to re-launch the
magazine and the Bring Back Knightmare Campaign. Paul sent me all the issues,
except Issue 9 which was sent to me by &lt;font color="#FF0000">Jake Collins&lt;/font>.
You can now find all the issues on this site.&lt;/p>

&lt;p>And thanks to Jake, TES was re-launched in July 2001 and new issues are
now available on the site! However, the BBK campaign has now been taken over by &lt;font color="#FF0000">Alan
Boyd&lt;/font>. See &lt;a href="http://www.bringbackknightmare.co.uk" target="_blank">http://www.bringbackknightmare.co.uk&lt;/a>
for more details. &lt;/p>

&lt;p>&lt;font face="Arial">If you have any comments, questions, ideas or contributions
regarding TES, you can e-mail the Editor using the address at the top of this page.&lt;/font>&lt;/p>

&lt;p align="center">&lt;a href="issues.htm"> Issue Contents&lt;/a>  : &lt;a
href="bbk.htm">Bring Back Knightmare&lt;/a>&lt;br>
&lt;a href="../page1.htm"> Knightmare Home&lt;/a>&lt;/p>&lt;/body>&lt;/html>

Of course it doesn't have all spacing removed but I'll get to that later.

Devanté

Welcome, hope you enjoy your stay here, I witnessed the madness when I first joined.

I think you've witnessed it now. 'tis the Fluffy Wars!

Devanté

Speaking of which, what software did you use?

Devanté

OK, I'll just edit this post later with some results I find.

Anyways, I've created this thread for a two reasons:

To make coding smaller to save...small space.
To spot errors in coding on the Knightmare site.

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Does every series have the same amount of episodes as every other one?

I've been thinking about it, really, if there were 16 episodes in each series, it would make 128 episodes.

There couldn't possibly be this many. Are there really 128 episodes?

Devanté

I'll have a try at this

Smirkenoff says: 'I don't suppose you have any...dragon mints?'

Smirkenoff means: 'I don't suppose you have any...Wriggley's Mint Chewing Gum?'

Treguard says: 'Enter, strangers!'

Treguard means: 'Hurry up and come in you stupid fools!'

'Hordriss the Confuser'.

It means: 'Hordriss the Weirdo'.

I'll edit a few more in this post in a sec, just have to think of some more!

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I loved this episode, mainly because of the Red Dragon. What's his name again?

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Yup, that's the one.

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It made more than one appearance? That's good then

Anyways, the one I mean is the one where Motley guides the team to the puzzle to (or in?) Level 3. Then, he tells the team that he doesn't want to be someone's dinner, and he runs off. Then, the Red Dragon comes, makes a 15 second speech and roasts the dungeoneer.

Just looked at the Series link, and found that it was indeed Series 8, Team 1, Level 1. I thought it was Level 2 or 3... V.v

Shortly after in this screen they are killed by the Red Dragon.

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Series 6? Strange...in the clip I downloaded it read "s8" supposedly meaning "Series 8" transformed into an abbreviation?

Anyways, thanks for the support. All I may need is an image, if not a small picture.

Devanté

I remember seeing in Series 8, Team 1 being killed by a Red Dragon. Is it just me, or did this Red Dragon appear more than once?

If he did, then does anyone know where I can find some screenshots of him? I might design some kind of website devoted to him.

Also, treat this as the "Red Dragon discussion thread" if you know what I mean. ^_^

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Treguard turned to face his back.

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Erm..I did, but that was a few months ago. My username was either:

Gornakle

Ctrrecordholder

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PcAdmin

(or similar)

Do I have to again?

Devanté

^Thanks. ^^

A dungeoneer was trying to solve a puzzle in Level 3, and a Red Dragon came into the room, preparing his meal (the dungeoneer). Just then, a blue dragon came into the room, and starting preparing his meal, too. The Red Dragon fought the blue dragon, and vice versa. What happened to them?

Answer: They marooned.

Some more jokes:

Advisor: Do you see anything to the right of you?

Dungeoneer: Yes. It appears to be some sort of Red Dragon. It's ten times bigger than me.

Advisor: Put it in your knapsack, then.

(the dungeoneer had left his Knapsack in Level 2)

Advisor: ...

Advisor: Just eat it then.

Treguard: Get off my show, you retards! You just ate my Red Dragon puppet we use in Series 8!

Pickle: Now, now...it's perfectly normal to be eating a Red Dragon. In fact, I eat anything.

(the team continue on to the end of Level 3, and they seem to be running out of Life Force again)

Advisor: What is that to the left of you?

Dungeoneer: It seems to be...Motley.

Advisor: Put it in you knap...oh I forgot, you don't have it.

...

Just eat it, then.

Motley: (screams)

Treguard: You fing bards!

Sorry for any cursing or anything.

Devanté

OK...never really tried with a Knightmare joke before. $:\$

Anyways, here goes:

Q. What do you get when Pickle is "muddled-up"?

A. A Pickle Sandwich.

Q. Oakley can sometimes be called what?

A. Treguard.

^ Treguard as in Trayguard as in Treeguard. Tree, Guard. As a diagram:

Treguard > Trayguard > Treeguard.

I could probably think of a lot more, though, I just have to remember them.

Yes my jokes are unusual. ;_;

Devanté

Haha, I used to run a forum which had people posting madly and acting crazily, so I just allowed it, and I called this era of my forum the Fluffy Wars.