I was at Warwick Castle last month. No sign of Fidjit at the entrance.

The final instalment of the audio drama series The Dunshelm Players began way back in 2006 was expected to be made and released some years ago, and an early draft of the script, working title 'Tech-Topia,' was written in 2018-19. But we ended up leaving it in limbo due to a general lack of audience.

Back at Christmas 2025, you may remember, we released a one-off play called All Must Surely Be An Illusion to test to see whether there was a renewed appetite for the audios. Sadly, after eight months, the play has still had well under 100 views on YouTube. The audience simply isn't there to the extent that it is worth the considerable effort required to make Tech-Topia. With this in mind, we have now officially abandoned all plans to record the play. Apologies to anyone who was hoping to hear it eventually.

I am aware though that some of our listeners would still like to know what happened after the end of the Techno-Colour Tales. Therefore, the draft script mentioned above is now available to read from our website. You can see it at https://dunshelmplayers.wordpress.com/dramas/tech-topia-script-only/

As this was an early draft, it is not necessarily how the story would have finally played out. But we'll never know the final form it would have taken, and for anyone who wants to know what happens next, this is about the nearest you are going to get.

Please note that we may still make some smaller projects in the future. But the really big plays are a thing of the past.

Topical

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Team 7 from season 2 would have said "E-Y-E-T-T - duh!"

I-T, duh!

The really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really old ones are the oldest.

What did the waiter say to Lillith, Hordriss, Maldame, Pixel and Aesandre after he served them their meals?

"Is ANYTHING to your satisfaction?"

What did Mogdred say to a caller when he was helping out on the phones on Children In Need?

"Do you so pledge?"

Close enough.

For the hard-of-thinking, it's "Luke upon Mogdred & Quayle!"

So for the REALLY hard-of-thinking, that's, "Look upon Mogdred and quail!"

What's the saying from KM, everyone???

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Welcome to the forum. Sadly it's a very slow forum these days, but hopefully you can help wake it up a bit

Interesting thought. What I would say is that that sort of thing would happen in every episode of PGMOL were running things.

How to produce consistent sound effects, by whoever created the goblin horn noise in the Geek Week episode.

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If the Dungeon was run by PGMOL.

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I get what you're saying, but if you think about it, it's just like the series discussion threads on here, only with video. In the end, we're getting a reaction to the show from others, which is kind of the point of a lot of this forum. It's just it has more advanced software than the type that was dominant on the internet in the early 2000s. And the guy does make some interesting observations now and again. A lot of them are a bit obvious, but not all of them.

Do you mean Jungian archetypes, or stereotypes?

The new play is now live and available to hear.

Go to https://dunshelmplayers.wordpress.com/dramas/all-must-surely-be-an-illusion/ to give it a listen.

Link is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMTlYf5eknQ&list=PL60ASgN1cYx1xDHdDb54_SGfwtuIqzg6w.