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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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      Drassil
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      What's the difference between the technomagic embedded in Lord Fear's viewscreen, and Smirkenorff's dragonmints?

      One's firmware, the other's wyrm fare.

      After Series 6 Quest 3, why didn't Heggatty give Greystagg the contents of the Genoese box of delights?

      She was already an eye owner.

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      • HStormH
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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          Let's be honest, the early Treguard would if he could.

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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                Drassil
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                When Sidriss took her cat Bethsemane to get neutered, she couldn't bear to watch in the same room. She ended up using a spayglass.

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  • HStormH
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                    HStorm
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                    If the Dungeon was run by PGMOL.

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
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                          Canadanne
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                          If the Dungeon was run by PGMOL.

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                          I think this kind of happened sometimes, LOL... remember when Julie scored 2 out of 3 but then Brangwen just said "No other knowledge is earned" after revealing their quest? I reckon Natasha Pope had accepted "on a mountain" for the third riddle but then Tim got in her ear because he wanted Mount Everest, so it was belatedly disallowed!

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            Interesting thought. What I would say is that that sort of thing would happen in every episode of PGMOL were running things.

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                              Canadanne
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                              Interesting thought. What I would say is that that sort of thing would happen in every episode of PGMOL were running things.

                              And VAR can only dream of making decisions as quickly as Tim!

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                What's the saying from KM, everyone???

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                                  TheOldenDays
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                                  "As for you who watch, Hamil upon Woodnutt now. Hamil upon Woodnutt, and Dan."

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    Close enough.

                                    For the hard-of-thinking, it's "Luke upon Mogdred & Quayle!"

                                    So for the REALLY hard-of-thinking, that's, "Look upon Mogdred and quail!"

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                                      TheOldenDays
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                                      This all reminds me of a truly excellent Knightmare joke.

                                      Q: What did Mogdred say to the first dungeoneer from Series 4 after he'd fixed her faulty TV aerial?

                                      A: "There will be no interference, Helen."

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        What did Mogdred say to a caller when he was helping out on the phones on Children In Need?

                                        "Do you so pledge?"

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          What did the waiter say to Lillith, Hordriss, Maldame, Pixel and Aesandre after he served them their meals?

                                          "Is ANYTHING to your satisfaction?"

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