The Goblin Horn Sounds and The dreaded Goblin Master appers.
"Right Git yer!!"
"Allows me to introduce myself."
"Skarkill's the name. The Forums Resident Goblin Master by trade."
"Now just you stand still while I claps the Irons on yer."
"Then Its Of To Mt Fear with yer."
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE..........LOVELY."
(Enjoy your stay and welcome. )