My post's plugs are merely extracts of yours, so any payment I do receive will be duly forwarded to you. And here's something else to bear in mind: since the initials of The Eye Shield are the same as those of the Times Educational Supplement, if you put 'writer and promoter for TES' on your CV, it could work in your favour...

Just noticed that the old words are now back on. Was a nice change though.

I can see Animal Rights Activists going mental with that one but a good story none the less! Maybe Sir Anglia has to battle a Fright knight along the way as well!

You darn tootin' those Floppy Pooka's looked too cute. Why, back in the day of the Shiny Cranium group meetings, we'd be all practicing our meanest leers and moans...made QUITE the racket too. Last I heard, the Pooka's all floated around reading Arts and Craft magazines. HOPELESS bunch of wusses I've ever had the indignation of floating near...Dear god.