Musical Parody

Hee hee, love it! How about Mellisandre singing a parody of Gimme Gimme Gimme while waiting for Ross to rescue her?

Even if your not it's still funny  

Excellent lyrics, Visage. Where've you been all our lives?  ;D We should soon be getting 99 Red Ballons as 69 Dungeoneers by whoever was doing it, Drassil was it? It's here, it's here - sorry for the delay.  ;D Based of course on Nena's 99 Red Balloons. From Series 1-8, there were indeed 69 teams and therefore 69 dungeoneers. You and I in a little tuck shop Fill out application forms with the biros we've got Send them off at the break of dawn 'Til one by one, they were gone Back at home, replies are there With the message, 'You're on Knightmare' Boarding trains we wave goodbye 69 dungeoneers go by 69 dungeoneers Walking into Level One Goblin horns, it's red alert There's something here from somewhere else The Opposition springs to life Opens up one evil eye With a spyglass we can pry When 69 dungeoneers go by On a Mount in his retreat Lord Fear and his minions meet To tarry, harry, super-parry Call the troops out after Barry 'This is what we've waited for This is it, boys, this is war' The schoolkids' pride is on the line As 69 dungeoneers go by 69 Knights of the realm Ride scaly dragons in a Helm Everyone's a boy/girl hero Everyone's a child at work With orders to pick up the clues To help a friend and dodge a ruse Nasty when the weak ones die As 69 dungeoneers go by Myriad dreams I have had In every one a dungeoneer It's all over and I'm standin' there Thinking back to days of Knightmare If I could find a souvenir Just to prove the show was here And here is a video I think of you and let it go...

Wow, you wrote another one! Fantastic!   If you wrote in the 7 minutes between your posts, it's even more impressive!

laughs Knightmare, The musical, here we come! NOOOOOOOO!

Yes please do, you and Drass have contributed such great songs to this thread so please continue to do so   The same to you, Lord_Bob! I wasn't sure which thread to put this in... Following on from Lord_Bob's 'At Home With The Grimwolds' idea a while ago on a different thread... A sitcom starring the same family, with the end theme as follows: 'Grimwolds, meet the Grimwolds They're a modern dungeon family From the realm of Knightmare It's a show on Children's ITV Someday, maybe Grim will win the fight Then the dog will stay out for the night When you're with the Grimwolds Have a nasty-asty-ooh time A nasty-ooh time You'll have a grim old time [Grimwold stands in front a locked door screaming the only name he knows: 'Veeldaaa!!'] You'll have a Grim-wold time!'

Yes please do, you and Drass have contributed such great songs to this thread so please continue to do so  

Yes an you and Emii take home the NAFFTA award for best composition and best songwriters award!

I'm too stupid for my wand, I'm too stupid for my uncle,

Sly upon catching a dungeoneer Little Ickle Dungeoneer I'm gonna take you to Lord Fear Up above the castle bright With his guardian Frightknight Little Ickle Dungeoneer I'm gonna take you to Lord Fear Up above the castle bright With his guardian Frightknight

Sorry I Know this is crap but Mona Liza's sujestion of Twinkle Twinkle set me off thinking about other nursery rymes. So here is a KM Nursery Ryme. 1,2,3,4,5 Once I caught A Dungeoneer Alive 6,7,8,9,10 Then I let It Go Agine Why Did You let him go Because it gave me some LOVELY Gold. What Gold bar did he give. This one here in my hand. (Like I said I appolagise for the naffnes of this one but hay I was due a bad ider soon wasn't I.)

I will try and think of one for Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but can't think of anything at the moment. Maybe you should try L_B!

He, he, he. Nice parody there.

To the tune of Sledge Hammer by Peter Gabriel. Lissard sings to Lord Fear, adoringly. You could have an army. Many thousands do your whim. You could have a serving maid, buxom. Slave-girls shapely and trim. All you'd do is tell them, They'd do anything you say. You could have a big castle, Golden towers with A moat of cream. You could have a crown, A land, a kingdom. But you'll be lonely without me. I wanna be... Your pet puppy! Why won't you pat my head? Oh... let me be your pet puppy. That would make me so happy! Show me all your riches, And they will mean nothing to me! Open up your heart to me There you'll find what love can be. I wanna be... Your pet puppy! Why won't you pat my head? Oh... let me be your pet puppy. Let me nuzzle at your breast! I'm gonna be... Your pet puppy! This could be my utopia... Oh... I'm your pet puppy... Give me a bowl of Winalot! * (* Or indeed any other brand of meat and wheat-based pet food mixture  -  footnote for the lawyers.)

I've got all the musical talent of Fearne Cotton with her lips sewed together, but I've decided to be a sport and join in. Although it goes without sauying that this one's rubbish... (To the tune of Daydream Believer. "With feeling, everyone.") If I could hide Beneath the wings, Of a dragon as he swings, Over land and sea To level two. As he lands, And I rise, From my saddle in the skies, The great wyrm tells me to hurry Up and leave. Cheer up sleepy genie! Oh what can it mean, To the poor dungeoneer On a slow-moving team? When we went to sea, Majida smiled up at me, "Nemanor get you to level three." But this quest is slow enough Without crossing oceans rough. Why's that wyrm never where he should be? Cheer up sleepy genie! Oh what can it mean, To the poor dungeoneer On a slow-moving team? (Repeat ad infinitum.) Oh well, at least it's a clean one. :-S

That... is... BRILLIANT!!! I can hear it echoing in my head already.

He he  ;D

Well I hope it wins, common everyone lets get some more up before christmas!

Is anyone here a Tenacious D fan? this is based on the more neutral Treguard (S1+2) starting the powers that be. High above the mucky - muck, castle of confusion, There sits Dungeonboy, sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when you're high above the losing quests. Yeah, yeah. Dungeoneer, what is the secret of your power? Dungeoneer, won't you take me far away from the Mogred man? {spoken} Now it's time for me to tell you about The dungeon master observer and watcher of the Dungeoneer, with powers superior to Dungeonboy. What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of spite? That do anything for ya? That's a lotta anger, holmes. How 'bout the power to dismiss a dungeoneer from 200 yards away... With spellcasting! That's evil eye vision, Kyle. How 'bout the power to move you? {sung} Powers that be and young dungeoneer, Riggah - goo - goo, riggah - goo - goo. A secret to be told, a gold cup to behold, And airing soon with series three - pure harmony, yeow! Dungeoneer, what is the secret of your power? Dungeoneer, won't you take me far away from the Mogdred Man ? {spoken} Well, Young Dungeeoner and the dungeonmaster joined forces; They made a pledge the likes of which have never been seen, And they called themselves the powers that be That's right, {sung} Me! And Beardy! {Treguard Spoken}That's me. {sung} We're now The poooowerrrrs that be! Come fly with me, fly! Dungeoneer, what is the secret of your power? Dungeoneer, won't you take me far away from the Mogdred man, Oh! {spoken} Take this knapsack! Young Dungeoneer, and we'll guide! Dont take the broadsword. Read the note. Skarkill wants to slice your throat! The boatman will take you through the castle moat. You take the wellway, I'll take the dragon. There, the cup, Fill it with your mighty juice.

Nice, we should have some more Xmas ones!  ;D (how about a group effort on something?)