Musical Parody

Who would sing all these songs?  ::) I'm loving all the recent ones! Especially ones with a Queen background  ;D

wow, there should be a record with all those great songs Drassil: Thank you, that's wonderful!   Is it original, or based on a particular song?   thanks, its based on Nightwish's Elven path. Theyre my fawouwrite band

Wow!

Nope   I had alot of fun there (I was at Aurora bicause I was so shy that I woultn talk)

Is this stuck?

Remember this? Here is a small submission: A Team is foolish enough to get all three of Golgarach's questions wrong, making a mess of their quest, and forcing the wall monster make good on his promise to feed on the Dungeoneer. As he is about to do so, the entire cast of Knightmare appears, standing in a line, and sings: 'Feed the wall Let him know it's quest mess time Feed the wall Let him know it's quest mess time...' Well, it's time for the full version   - a charity song by the Knightmare cast, for the starving wall monsters of Series 3, who never got any dungeoneers to eat. The song is a hope that, when a dungeoneer messes up their quest, at that time they will be fed to the walls. (Sorry, Sir Geldof!) Original song and video {here}. [Motley:] It's quest mess time There's a need to be afraid At quest mess time We're punished for mistakes we made [Mogdred:] And in our Dungeon nightmare We can't spread a smile of joy Throw your arms up in the air At quest mess time [Mrs. Grimwold:] But say a prayer Pray for the other walls At quest mess time it's hard [Hordriss:] But when you're having food There's a wall inside the Dungeon [Merlin:] And it's a wall of dread and fear Where the only water flowing is [Treguard joins in:] The sweat of dungeoneers And the time-out bells that are ringing Are clanging chimes of doom [Treguard only:] Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you. [Everyone:] And there won't be food for Brangwen Shee this quest mess time. The greatest gift she'll get this year is graffiti Where nothing ever grows No human-flesh-to-go Do they know it's quest mess time at all? Feed the walls Let them know it's quest mess time Feed the walls Do they know it's quest mess time at all? [Motley:] Here's to you raise a Helm for everyone Here's to them Starving up on Level One Do they know it's quest mess time at all? [Everyone:] Feed the walls Feed the walls Feed the walls Let them know it's quest mess time again Feed the walls Let them know it's quest mess time again Feed the walls Let them know it's quest mess time again...

This has to be kept going...could we have more people submitting KM Karaoke? You know you want to!  ;D

That's a good one - it never occured to me to do that in the first KM Karaoke post.

Ok...I like Defenders of the Earth Tenants of The Dungeon (The tenants) Out of the sky, his great wings give flight Jets into level two flying faster than light (Smirkenorff) Lord of the Bungle The zero who stalks only monks call him brother. The boaster who talks (Lord Fear) Tenants of The Dungeon Master of magic spells and illusion Many have crumbled in fear and confusion (Hordriss) Tenants of The Dungeon (The tentants) His strength is a legend, his skill conquers all Armed with his power we never will fall (Treguard) Tenants of The Dungeon With our new young heroes proving their worth, four become great, defending our turf Tenants of The Dungeon (The tentants) Tenants of The Dungeon

Yeah I agree! Well done with Blue, BTW!

LORD FEAR: Dungeoneer walks warily down the street, with the helm pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Block and tackle ready to go Are you ready, Are you ready for this Are you hanging on the edge of your seat Out of the doorway the stone blocks rip To the sound of the heartbeat Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust How do you think I'm going to get along, without you, when you're gone You tried me for everything that I had, but I can kill on my own Are you happy, are you satisfied How long can you stand me cheat Out of the doorway the fireballs rip To the sound of the heartbeat Chorus Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust There are plenty of ways you can hurt a boy And crash him through the ground You can beat him You can cheat him you can treat him bad and leave him When he's down But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet Out of the doorway the fireballs rip stopping the sound of the heartbeat

I noticed you stuck them all up on ff.net. I think I'll do the same!!!

Genius!

BROLLOCHAN: I could while away the series, conferrin' til I’m weary Consultin' with the mages. And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I could only think for ages. I'd unravel every riddle for every dungeoneer, In trouble or in pain. With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' Your guts I won’t be drinkin’ If I only had a brain. Oh, I could tell you why Lord Fear always wins more. I could think of things I never thunk before. And then I'd sit, and think some more. I would not be just a nothin' Lord Fear use me for duffin’ My heart all full of pain. I would merge and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain. DREADNORT When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle, And yet I tear ‘em apart. Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kinda human, If I only had heart. I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental Regarding Love and Art. I'd be friends with the Treguard and the boys who is a bard If I only had a heart. Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings haught Wherefore art thou, Dreadnort? I hear it clear… It’s Lord Fear. Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion, And really feel the part. I could stay young and chipper Without knocking teams a clipper, If I only had a heart. Motely Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy, When you're born to be a sissy Without the wit and verve. But I could show my humour, be a joker not a cucumber If I only wasn’t the nerve. I'm afraid there's no denyin' My jokes are always dyin’, A death they don’t deserve. DREADNORT: I'd be loving as a big heart.... MOTLEY: I'd be witty as a pisshead.... BROLLOCHAN: I'd be clever as a Lissard.... DUNGEONEER: If the dungeon is a dungeon who will serve. BROLLOCHAN: Then I'm sure to get a brain DREADNORT: A heart DUNGEONEER: A quest MOTLEY: Not on people’s nerve!

Yet another Queen one…Hordriss bursts into song after gifting the team a spell! One's a kind of magic One's a kind of magic A kind of magic One team one hole one prize one goal One golden glance of what should be One's a kind of magic One spell of light that shows the way Few mortal boys can win this day One's a kind of magic The horn that sounds inside room Is challenging the goblin doom One's a kind of magic The waiting seems eternity The team might come out winningly Is this a kind of magic One's a kind of magic There can be only one One's rage that lasts a thousand years Will soon be done Lord Fear that burns inside here Must been overthrown soon my dear One's a kind of magic The horn that sounds inside room Is challenging the goblin doom One's a kind of magic On'es a kind of magic One's rage that lasts a thousand years Will soon be will soon be Will soon be done This is a kind of magic There can be only one One's rage that lasts a thousand years Will soon be done-done Magic - it's a kind of magic One's a kind of magic Magic magic magic magic Ha ha ha it's magic One's a kind of magic ...not that good, I know I'll come up with better next time...

Absolutely marvellous! All of them!

Thanks for the compliments, glad you like it All together now: "He did the mash.........."

Back to Queen? I think you re-earned my respect. And thats a good idea, taking requests!

Hehe...well it IS fun. if you have the time grab your fave song and turn it KMish! Glad you're enjoying them...

Was that a remixed version of the Bohemian Rapsody? I find it very good Emii, well done!