Pick up lines...
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Lilith managed some pretty dodgy lines:
"Bring that gorgeous little nik-nak... for my further examination."
"Oh quickly boy, I can't reach it."
"Bring it to me boy."
My favourite, though, has to be by Rothberry:
"Give it to him, and say it's from Rothberry the Apothecary."
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Someone pass me the sickbucket
Oh, I remember far worse. I'm just too decent to post them.
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Well with a name like nobby_norris, I doubt you pull many women as it is, you sound like a defective marital aid!
LOL Debz. Indeed.
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And, strangely, the guy off Coronation Street is also someone that everyone wishes would just be quiet. The similarities are endless.
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You can shake your banana at me any day, Treguard...
Oh dear.
I suppose, on much the same theme, you could have, "You can put your banana in my knapsack anyday, Treguard".
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gulp
I know. I told myself I'd stop reading this thread. But somehow, I always end up here. sigh
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