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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    #10

    cringe  😕

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      Guest
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      #11

      saying your a fan of Knightmare probably wouldn't work as a pick up a line, but I'll give it a go...........

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      • Debz_gD
        Debz_gD
        Debz_g
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        Well with a name like nobby_norris, I doubt you pull many women as it is, you sound like a defective marital aid!

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          GrimaldineGrimwold
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          Well with a name like nobby_norris, I doubt you pull many women as it is, you sound like a defective marital aid!

          LOL Debz. Indeed.

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          • JamesAJ
            JamesAJ
            JamesA
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            Nobby Norris, no disresepect mate, but sounds resoundingly similar to that bloke off Coronation Street!

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            • Debz_gD
              Debz_gD
              Debz_g
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              #15

              Mwahahahahaha! Oh dear  ;D

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                And, strangely, the guy off Coronation Street is also someone that everyone wishes would just be quiet. The similarities are endless.

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                • JamesAJ
                  JamesAJ
                  JamesA
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                  #17

                  Can we stop insulting the poor guy now?

                  We're one big family here  😎

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                    Emii
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                    #18

                    You can shake your banana at me any day, Treguard...

                    Have you got the horn yet?

                    You, me, Place of Choice, now.

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                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                      You can shake your banana at me any day, Treguard...

                      Oh dear.

                      I suppose, on much the same theme, you could have, "You can put your banana in my knapsack anyday, Treguard".

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                      • JamesAJ
                        JamesAJ
                        JamesA
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                        #20

                        Oh dear.

                        I suppose, on much the same theme, you could have, "You can put your banana in my knapsack anyday, Treguard".

                        gulp  😮

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          gulp  😮

                          I know. I told myself I'd stop reading this thread. But somehow, I always end up here. sigh

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                          • JamesAJ
                            JamesAJ
                            JamesA
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                            You're not the only one  😉

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                              Jasonic
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                              Series 5 : episode 8

                              Lord Fear to Aesandre (during spy glass scene)

                              "I will of course express my appreciation in the usual manner"  😉

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                                Emii
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                                Ulp. Run that by me again...actually no don't hasty wooooah no thank you...

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