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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    #14

    Nobby Norris, no disresepect mate, but sounds resoundingly similar to that bloke off Coronation Street!

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    • Debz_gD
      Debz_gD
      Debz_g
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      #15

      Mwahahahahaha! Oh dear  ;D

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        And, strangely, the guy off Coronation Street is also someone that everyone wishes would just be quiet. The similarities are endless.

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        • JamesAJ
          JamesAJ
          JamesA
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          #17

          Can we stop insulting the poor guy now?

          We're one big family here  😎

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            Emii
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            #18

            You can shake your banana at me any day, Treguard...

            Have you got the horn yet?

            You, me, Place of Choice, now.

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              You can shake your banana at me any day, Treguard...

              Oh dear.

              I suppose, on much the same theme, you could have, "You can put your banana in my knapsack anyday, Treguard".

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              • JamesAJ
                JamesAJ
                JamesA
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                #20

                Oh dear.

                I suppose, on much the same theme, you could have, "You can put your banana in my knapsack anyday, Treguard".

                gulp  😮

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  gulp  😮

                  I know. I told myself I'd stop reading this thread. But somehow, I always end up here. sigh

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                  • JamesAJ
                    JamesAJ
                    JamesA
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                    #22

                    You're not the only one  😉

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                      Jasonic
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                      #23

                      Series 5 : episode 8

                      Lord Fear to Aesandre (during spy glass scene)

                      "I will of course express my appreciation in the usual manner"  😉

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                        Emii
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                        Ulp. Run that by me again...actually no don't hasty wooooah no thank you...

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