Knightmare Sports
-
What characters do you think have a sporty connection, I can think of a football match and Treguard should be there since he is "the referee in the greater game of luck and glory..." ::)
Cedric from Series 1 and 2 should be good at pool or snooker since he hasn't been able to put down that stick he carries around with him... ::)
Velda can be a great achery player... She's shot a lot of Boheimans and Goblins. ::)
(That is a point... In Series 3 Team 5 why does Velda say that you may harm no living thing when she shoots everyone anyway?) ???
-
Mrs. Grimwold as a darts player!
Jim Bowen on Bullseye: 'Alright, super, smashing, if you get 180 on the next throw you've won the holiday to Winteria, if not, you lose the washing machine and the bone, and all you get's your CFH, your Cart Fare Home.'
Mrs. Grimwold: 'Alright, dearie, gimme a chance. Shuddup, Festus!! I've gotta concentrate or you'll lose the bone! No, you can't eat Jim Bowen!'
Gundrada - tennis player with Monica Seles-like grunts and some real tantrums on court!
-
Mrs. Grimwold as a darts player!
Jim Bowen on Bullseye: 'Alright, super, smashing, if you get 180 on the next throw you've won the holiday to Winteria, if not, you lose the washing machine and the bone, and all you get's your CFH, your Cart Fare Home.'
Mrs. Grimwold: 'Alright, dearie, gimme a chance. Shuddup, Festus!! I've gotta concentrate or you'll lose the bone! No, you can't eat Jim Bowen!'
LOL. That's fantastic, especially for those of us who remember the show and all the catchphrases. I can imagine her getting distracted and losing the prizes, so Festus decides to start eating the set. Jim Bowen would inveitably, therefore, with chaos, cackling and electronic barking all around him, have to use in his closing speech to camera...
"You can't eat a bit of Bully!"
-
I'm glad you like it.
I used to like Bullseye a lot, and that other show, the dungeon one... Knightmare, that's it. Imagine if the cartoon beginnings of both shows crossed over, and the Cartoon Knight and Bully were having a race!They reach their destination, and it's the Dungeon antechamber, with a giant dartboard behind Treguard's chair, and Jim Bowen dressed as an elf.
Treguard: 'The book, Borwen.'
Borwen: 'Oh, the book, smashing, super. Right, the Team's on Level One, 50 points they have...'
Sorry, Motley, this is a bit off-topic! But see how inspirational KM can be?
Brother Strange would be a fine cards player. He has a great poker face!
Brother Mace: Imagine him running along a beach in slow motion, a la Chariots Of Fire!
-
Velda can be a great achery player...
More like Shooting!
I think Gwendoline as a archery player
McGrew could be in the Highlang Games
Sir Hugh as professional jouster
Gundrada - fencing
Grimwold - Rugby
I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!
lets not forget Lord Fear as professional world champion and record breaking gloater
-
I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!
You know, I can really see that, with all the staring and posing and the ancient challenge rites and such.
I'm sure whatever sport Mrs. G. turned her hand to, she'd be no good at it at all and would therefore cheat outrageously.
-
Mr Grimwold could also be a wrestler a la Big Daddy/Giant Haystacks! ;D He's that kind of size!
And the witches would be good at Quidditch, of course! (sorry, non Harry Potter fans but it's true!).
Hordriss as a Karate master? You're right, he's really disciplined imagines Hordriss doing Matrix style moves against multiple Lord Fears Lol, sorry I'm just a bit obsessed with that film at the mo...
-
I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!
Yes, that's a good one. He might across a bit like Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
How about Mellisandre leading an aerobics class?
-
Hordriss as a Karate master? You're right, he's really disciplined imagines Hordriss doing Matrix style moves against multiple Lord Fears Lol, sorry I'm just a bit obsessed with that film at the mo...
I was thinking more of Mr Miogie (sorry can't spell his name) out of the Karate Kid. I could also imagine Mogga as one of those Karate type Monks, I don't know if you know the ones I mean though!
-
Fatilla hanging round the levle 1 wellway looks like he's waiting to recieve a fastball or maybe a slider. Perhaps he will blip it and blop it for a homerun.
-
Okay as it's that time when the channels are filled with almost constant sport, which this time is the Olympics amongst others. Who do you think should compete and at what sport? Knew sports can be brought in also.
Examples whould be that Fatilla would compete in the Discus, Shot and hammer throw.
Sir Hugh - Show Jumping
McGrew - The old favourite tossing the Cabre
I could also picture Pickle competing in Mens Gymnastics.
-
Sylvester hands in the 100m freestyle?
Well it's one way of Lord Fear getting Sly Hands to take a bath - and the smell might put other competitiors off.
-
Lord Fear & Treguard invovled in the opening cermony.
If the torch goes out then Lord F would have to relight it.
Skarkill, Grippa, Rhark and Tiny would be a great relay team.
The Miremen would do swimming.
I think if Hands would do every event except any swimming events and win because of his smell would make the other competitors off
But as The Brollachan said Lord F would make Hands do swimming events and just play them off as Bathes.
Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.
Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.
With your input, this post could be even better 💗
Register Login