Knightmare Sports
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I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!
You know, I can really see that, with all the staring and posing and the ancient challenge rites and such.
I'm sure whatever sport Mrs. G. turned her hand to, she'd be no good at it at all and would therefore cheat outrageously.
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Mr Grimwold could also be a wrestler a la Big Daddy/Giant Haystacks! ;D He's that kind of size!
And the witches would be good at Quidditch, of course! (sorry, non Harry Potter fans but it's true!).
Hordriss as a Karate master? You're right, he's really disciplined imagines Hordriss doing Matrix style moves against multiple Lord Fears Lol, sorry I'm just a bit obsessed with that film at the mo...
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I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!
Yes, that's a good one. He might across a bit like Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
How about Mellisandre leading an aerobics class?
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Hordriss as a Karate master? You're right, he's really disciplined imagines Hordriss doing Matrix style moves against multiple Lord Fears Lol, sorry I'm just a bit obsessed with that film at the mo...
I was thinking more of Mr Miogie (sorry can't spell his name) out of the Karate Kid. I could also imagine Mogga as one of those Karate type Monks, I don't know if you know the ones I mean though!
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Fatilla hanging round the levle 1 wellway looks like he's waiting to recieve a fastball or maybe a slider. Perhaps he will blip it and blop it for a homerun.
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Okay as it's that time when the channels are filled with almost constant sport, which this time is the Olympics amongst others. Who do you think should compete and at what sport? Knew sports can be brought in also.
Examples whould be that Fatilla would compete in the Discus, Shot and hammer throw.
Sir Hugh - Show Jumping
McGrew - The old favourite tossing the Cabre
I could also picture Pickle competing in Mens Gymnastics.
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Sylvester hands in the 100m freestyle?
Well it's one way of Lord Fear getting Sly Hands to take a bath - and the smell might put other competitiors off.
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Lord Fear & Treguard invovled in the opening cermony.
If the torch goes out then Lord F would have to relight it.
Skarkill, Grippa, Rhark and Tiny would be a great relay team.
The Miremen would do swimming.
I think if Hands would do every event except any swimming events and win because of his smell would make the other competitors off
But as The Brollachan said Lord F would make Hands do swimming events and just play them off as Bathes.
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From the end of s5, Hordriss would NOT take part in the 100 metres, let alone the marathon...
Stiletta: Archery/Fencing/Anything that would involve combat. Mind you, she'd have competition from Gundrada/Gwendoline/Romahna
Skarkill (s5) would do well in the 200 metres, if he was being pursued by bees!
Come to think of it, even those Blockers move quite fast when they aren't needed any more...
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Catacombite dressage.
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