A great Knightmare joke...
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Q. What do you get if you cross Pickle with Majida?
A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.
...wait. That's Elita!
This one is fabulous, though!
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Nothing wrong with that ;D
I liked the BBC Choice joke too. Even though it went on a bit.
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They get better:
I know of this cat who's an evil sorcerer, his name is
MOG-DRED!!!! ;D
... um, no comment.
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The BBC Choice one was a bit easy, really; it's a variation on an old method that can be used for all sorts of things, this being one of my favourites (it's not Knightmare, but it's good):
What's the difference between Hugh Grant and Bill Clinton?
One's a second-rate actor whose already flagging career nosedived after revelations of oral sex - and the other's the star of "Four Weddings and a Funeral".
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No, I still don't really get it.
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Don't worry, that makes two of us - and I'm the one who made it up!
Q. What went through Lissard's head as Lord Fear pounded him into the floor?
A. Lord Fear's fist...
Q. What do you do when Festus has no legs?
A. Take him for a drag...if you can find him!
Q. What is the definition of Brollochan?
A. An insufferable creature with a big head that can be quite scary at times...wait - that's Elita again!
Doh. I'll stop now.
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