Quotes
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Lord Fear's band of unwashed flying midwives comment.
"Nice doing business with you, don't tell your dad." Honesty Bartram.
My favourite is in my sig though.
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Ooooh, so many quotes...
Mogdred: "You are too proud. You ride too high. Which means...you are ready for a fall..."
Fear: "Take a good, long look, because, you know...looks really can kill..."
Brollachan: "You are not my enemy. Yet..."
Treguard: "It's always best to walk onward - at least then you can face what may come."
Mogdred: "Greetings to you, my brave puppet, and to you too, my bold puppeteers. Would you care to see how Mogdred pulls the strings..?"
Just about everything Mogdred said was a classic quote, though...
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"Old newt" is indeed a classic, Emii, especially when one considers that Lissard was the only person whom Lord Fear ever regarded as anything close to a friend. My favourite, however, has got to be this exchange between Sylvester Hands and Barry when the latter was offering a 'strength' (freezer) potion:
"Is it beer?"
"More or less - tastes like beer, anyway."
"Oh, well, I can't, Lord Fear says so."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if there's no alcohol I'm not interested."
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Skarkill:
" **How will He Know? How Do you Think He'll Know He See's Everything dose Lord Fear.
What Do You Think I am some sort of fool. NO Manacles for You, Manacles and I Love it, I love It, LOVLEY**."
Snapper-Jack:
"Snipper Snap Snipper Snap. Here comes Jack. But Fool around and he'll be BACK."
Sly Hands:
" Hows about you and me meating up at the Inn later and we getting drunk."
Motley:
"Helow Helmet Head"
Pikle:
"It is writen. To The Forest Of Dunn The Foolhardy go but all though they soon learn they seldome returne."
Tregaurd:
"OOOH NASTY"
&
"Welcome Watchers Of Illusion To The Castle Of Confusion."
Lord Fear:
"WHAT? Me? Surender? You must be out of your tiny MIND."
Sir Hugh De Witless:
"Hurra Hurra, Tuloo Tuloo Tis Bold Sir Hugh To Rescue You."
Mrs. Grimwold:
"SHUT UP FESTUS. GOOD BOY."
Olaf:
"Waite For Olaf an ze Lootings an The Pillagings"
Fatila:
"I'll Blip yer an then I'll Blop yer"
Lissard:
"YESSS LORDNESSS"
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S3, last team...
Treguard: Emergency team, the goblins have return-
Hordriss: SILENCE DUNGEON MASTER! (Produces sword)
(Treguard pulls off the most brilliant raising-of-eyebrows reaction that would make even Sir Roger Moore astonished)
Hordriss: (Cackles) Most satisfying...
All here is absolutely marvellous. Take your pick from any of it.
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Another Classic from Skarkill as he attempts to captuer a dungeoneer but is stoped by The Green Warden.
"Right it's off to Mt Fear for breackfest with Lord Fear Hehehe. Oh I Loves puting the manacles."
Gwendoline interupts.
"All Right you scum let him go or would you like a tatse of the Green Warden's arrows."
Skarkill starts trying to plead his case.
"Now No,No We can work, No Theres No Need For All this, No This is not LOVELY."
He Thretens her with his axe to which Gwens responce is to send him on his way with two arrows.
"NOW LOOK I'M TELLING YOU."
"Do You Want another arrow in your other eye."
"Oh GOD I'M OFF."
Julius Scaramonger had a good line in that episoed as well.
"Allow me to Introduce my self Julius Scaramonger General Trader at your serivce and who do I have the pleshure of Diddling.. err Dealing with?"
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"The truth will out, ah yes, the truth will out. and so will you..."
Gundrada (these may not be 100% accurate):
"I had a dagger called Gut once. Lost it in a dwarf."
"Ah well, guess I'll just have to chop your head off. You can always trust something if it doesn't have a head."
Treguard (about Pickle):
"Let's hope it's not brandy. Elves can't handle the hard stuff, it makes them demented! Which in his case is probably normal..."
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s6 - all girl team who died on final causeway - skarkill & elita with pipes of pan - Skarkill: This is most unlovvveeeeelllllyyyyyyyy....!
"My name is Ma-Ji-Da"
"mm mm yes yes" - Rothberry
"I am Conan... the Vegetarian"
"My name is Ahhhhh Wok"
- all above work due to voices rather than words!
"Fear play fair, fear, play foul... all will resume, at the witching hour"
"Enter, Stranger"
"Oh look, you've gone and made festus cry" - when team turned dungeoneer into knight!
Dungey Person - Sly
"One" - Hordriss
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Here's a classic from S7 between Tregaurd & Majida at the end of an episoed.
Tregaurd:
"Well I can predict one thing for certain if you don't stand back when the path closes, The door will take your nose off."
Majida:
"Whats Wrong With My Nose?"
And heres one between them from S8 agine at the end of an episoed,
Majida:
"No no no... We can't stop now. I must see if they win.
Tregaurd:
"Sorry rules of magic you know. Everything stops for Time Out.
Majida:
" Well if everything stops for time out, Why dont I stop fro time out.
Tregaurd:
"Huh, I'm working on it Madame. Belive me I'm working on it."
Say what you like about Majida but some of her bantar with Tregaurd was pure Knightmare gold.
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Series 7 Team 5 (after dungeoneer Ben has introduced himself):
Lord Fear:
"Well, the bigger they come, the harder they fall."
Treguard:
"Lord Fear, you will cease intrusion until game on!"
Lord Fear:
"Oh keep your beard on old thing, I just wanted a sneak preview of my latest victim. Anyway, you're a fine one to lecture about spying when someone keeps conveniently leaving spy glasses around. See you later, GOBLIN FODDER!"
and:
Series 6 Team 3 just after the end of their quest, one of the advisors exclaims: "We're dead Alan!"
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Here's one From Treguard at the very start of S5.
Treguard enters the chamber:
**"DRAGONS BREATH, But Someone Let The Fire Burn Low & IF it Should Burn Out.
YOU Wouldn't belive what would crawl in here and make its self comfortable."**
And of corse also from S5 Pikles Classic to the Watchers at the end of an episoed.
"I Say You Lot.... BOG OFF."
Has me in stiches every time.
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On a related point, I'm planning to put up an "accumulated wisdom" page on my website, compiling some of the wisest truths ever uttered in the series.
Here's some quotes to be going on with...
"When the going gets cold, the tough get frozen."
"Life goes on... or not."
"You smell like something the cat brought up!"
"Any decision is better than indecision. Well, almost."
"There's only one way to get out [of a monster's stomach]. Well two actually, but we won't go into that!"
"Can you try giving a straight answer for once?"
"Maybe."
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So we've looked at Treguard's catchphrases. What are people's favourite character quotes from all the series?
Here's one of mine:
SMIRKENORF: (after a bit of timely fire-breathing)
"Say what you like about the Opposition; they do singe rather nicely."
Love that!
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