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    GrimaldineGrimwold
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    "Say hello and ask the goblins if they'd like a present, Julie."

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      MoanaLiza
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      Oooh....Nasty.

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        beamrider2600
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        Oooh, nasty - of course!

        And I like the Brollachan from series 7.

        Brollachan: Feed me! I hunger...

        Lord Fear: I don't have to feed you, I created you!!

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          MoanaLiza
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          Some of the conversation between Lord Fear and Lissard during the introduction to Series seven, including when Lord Fear told Lissard that he smelt like something that the cat brought up and when Lord Fear compared him to a tadpole

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            Trial_by_Spikes
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            Warning Team! Legendary over-emphasis on "warning" by the Myatt-master makes this my quote of choice.

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              MoanaLiza
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              L. Fear to Treguard "keep your beard on old Thing"

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                JudasFm
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                Pickle: "Oh no, master, it's not fair; they've only just started!"

                Treguard: "Quiet, Pickle!  Things don't have to be fair!  There's nothing in the rules about things being fair!"

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                  PunmiesterWhiteley
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                  Lord Fear's band of unwashed flying midwives comment.

                  "Nice doing business with you, don't tell your dad." Honesty Bartram.

                  My favourite is in my sig though.

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                    Emii
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                    Lord Fear's endearing refernce to Lissard:

                    "...me old newt."

                    Possibly the tone of voice he said it in but I still crack up each time I hear it  ;D

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                      Ark
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                      Ooooh, so many quotes...

                      Mogdred: "You are too proud. You ride too high. Which means...you are ready for a fall..."

                      Fear: "Take a good, long look, because, you know...looks really can kill..."

                      Brollachan: "You are not my enemy. Yet..."

                      Treguard: "It's always best to walk onward - at least then you can face what may come."

                      Mogdred: "Greetings to you, my brave puppet, and to you too, my bold puppeteers. Would you care to see how Mogdred pulls the strings..?"

                      Just about everything Mogdred said was a classic quote, though...

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                        Thanatos
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                        "Old newt" is indeed a classic, Emii, especially when one considers that Lissard was the only person whom Lord Fear ever regarded as anything close to a friend. My favourite, however, has got to be this exchange between Sylvester Hands and Barry when the latter was offering a 'strength' (freezer) potion:

                        "Is it beer?"

                        "More or less - tastes like beer, anyway."

                        "Oh, well, I can't, Lord Fear says so."

                        "No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."

                        "Well, if there's no alcohol I'm not interested."

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                          Skarkill
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                          Skarkill:

                          " **How will He Know? How Do you Think He'll Know He See's Everything dose Lord Fear.

                          What Do You Think I am some sort of fool. NO Manacles for You, Manacles and I Love it, I love It, LOVLEY**."

                          Snapper-Jack:

                          "Snipper Snap Snipper Snap. Here comes Jack. But Fool around and he'll be BACK."

                          Sly Hands:

                          " Hows about you and me meating up at the Inn later and we getting drunk."

                          Motley:

                          "Helow Helmet Head"

                          Pikle:

                          "It is writen. To The Forest Of Dunn The Foolhardy go but all though they soon learn they seldome returne."

                          Tregaurd:

                          "OOOH NASTY"

                          &

                          "Welcome Watchers Of Illusion To The Castle Of Confusion."

                          Lord Fear:

                          "WHAT? Me? Surender? You must be out of your tiny MIND."

                          Sir Hugh De Witless:

                          "Hurra Hurra, Tuloo Tuloo Tis Bold Sir Hugh To Rescue You."

                          Mrs. Grimwold:

                          "SHUT UP FESTUS. GOOD BOY."

                          Olaf:

                          "Waite For Olaf an ze Lootings an The Pillagings"

                          Fatila:

                          "I'll Blip yer an then I'll Blop yer"

                          Lissard:

                          "YESSS LORDNESSS"

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                            Guest
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                            Mrs G: Hello Dearie!

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                              FrightKnight
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                              S3, last team...

                              Treguard: Emergency team, the goblins have return-

                              Hordriss: SILENCE DUNGEON MASTER! (Produces sword)

                              (Treguard pulls off the most brilliant raising-of-eyebrows reaction that would make even Sir Roger Moore astonished)

                              Hordriss: (Cackles) Most satisfying...

                              All here is absolutely marvellous. Take your pick from any of it.

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                                Skarkill
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                                Another Classic from Skarkill as he attempts to captuer a dungeoneer but is stoped by The Green Warden.

                                "Right it's off to Mt Fear for breackfest with Lord Fear Hehehe. Oh I Loves puting the manacles."

                                Gwendoline interupts.

                                "All Right you scum let him go or would you like a tatse of the Green Warden's arrows."

                                Skarkill starts trying to plead his case.

                                "Now No,No We can work,  No Theres No Need For All this, No This is not LOVELY."

                                He Thretens her with his axe to which Gwens responce is to send him on his way with two arrows.

                                "NOW LOOK I'M TELLING YOU."

                                "Do You Want another arrow in your other eye."

                                "Oh GOD I'M OFF."

                                Julius Scaramonger had a good line in that episoed as well.

                                "Allow me to Introduce my self Julius Scaramonger General Trader at your serivce and who do I have the pleshure of Diddling.. err Dealing with?"

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                                  JamesA
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                                  I'm surprised no-one has yet mentioned the classic:

                                  "Simon - sidestep to your left...."  ;D

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                                    Elita
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                                    "The truth will out, ah yes, the truth will out. and so will you..."

                                    Gundrada (these may not be 100% accurate):

                                    "I had a dagger called Gut once. Lost it in a dwarf."

                                    "Ah well, guess I'll just have to chop your head off. You can always trust something if it doesn't have a head."

                                    Treguard (about Pickle):

                                    "Let's hope it's not brandy. Elves can't handle the hard stuff, it makes them demented! Which in his case is probably normal..."

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                                      Lowebo
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                                      s6 - all girl team who died on final causeway - skarkill & elita with pipes of pan - Skarkill: This is most unlovvveeeeelllllyyyyyyyy....!

                                      "My name is Ma-Ji-Da"

                                      "mm mm yes yes" - Rothberry

                                      "I am Conan... the Vegetarian"

                                      "My name is Ahhhhh Wok"

                                        -  all above work due to voices rather than words!

                                      "Fear play fair, fear, play foul... all will resume, at the witching hour"

                                      "Enter, Stranger"

                                      "Oh look, you've gone and made festus cry" - when team turned dungeoneer into knight!

                                      Dungey Person - Sly

                                      "One" - Hordriss

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                                        Cull
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                                        Not necessarily an overall favourite, but I do like Skarkill's "Oh, this is very UNlovely" quibbles.

                                        And Lord F's impersonations of him are absolutely top notch. Have to make a soundfile of the one on today's episode... that was just hilarious!

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                                          Skarkill
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                                          Here's a classic from S7 between Tregaurd & Majida at the end of an episoed.

                                          Tregaurd:

                                          "Well I can predict one thing for certain if you don't stand back when the path closes, The door will take your nose off."

                                          Majida:

                                          "Whats Wrong With My Nose?"

                                          And heres one between them from S8 agine at the end of an episoed,

                                          Majida:

                                          "No no no... We can't stop now. I must see if they win.

                                          Tregaurd:

                                          "Sorry rules of magic you know. Everything stops for Time Out.

                                          Majida:

                                          " Well if everything stops for time out, Why dont I stop fro time out.

                                          Tregaurd:

                                          "Huh, I'm working on it Madame. Belive me I'm working on it."

                                          Say what you like about Majida but some of her bantar with Tregaurd was pure Knightmare gold.

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