They would never say...

Fidjit

Cedric beats his stick over the dungeoneers head:

Dungeoneer: OUCH!

Advisor: Come on that didn't hurt!

Dungeoneer: groan urrnngggh!

Advisors: Are you alright?

Dungeoneer: No, the stick sort of went through the helmet into my head...

Treguard: CEDRIC! How many times have I told you not to use a crowbar...

Cedric: That wasn't a crowbar that was a scaffolding pole!

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Lord Fear: Well then, i was going to stand here and do a long and pointless speech and taunt you, thus giving you time to defeat me, however I have discovered this invention

Pulls Out Gun

LF: So I will just ice you instead!

What shall I BANG! Oh lord, i'm bleeeding

A: Hey, that's cheating

Guys I am bleeding to death here

A: We don't care about you we want a Frightnight trophy

Pickle: Well master, it looks like Lord Fear must be taught a lesson

Treguard: Yes Pickle, bring me my shotgun....

simiano

dungeoneer falls off cause way

Tregaurd: ohhh nasty and that was real

Advisor: oh great runs in dungeon and follows dam they fixed it oh well who want pizza

JamesA

Advisor: "Spellcasting.... C H E A T "

Treguard: "You've done it team - you've mastered the dungeon!" ;D

simiano

actually in seris 3 mogdred gave them a glory which would make them winners

JamesA

Although the use of that spell would have meant that team succumbed to the dark side....

simiano

anyways back to the topic

Mogdred: take off the helmet

Dungoner: yey i can see yo tregaurd dismiss my advisers i dont needem

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S4

Mogdred: Hmm I sense a disturbance in the force

Motley: Perhaps in S5 you are going to be replaced by a different villain with incompetant henchmen and the ability to sit and stare into a spyglass for ages. Someone who has a ridiculously badguylike name such as Lord Fear

Prolonged Silence

Mogdred: actually i meant the curry I had last night. They won't replace me willl they Sniff I need this job, I just put in an order for 4000 new goblins. I mean in 4 season I have been in charge 2 have had no winners.

TC: Erm John would you come here a moment

Mogdred: John? There is no John here mortal. Look upon Mogred and quake

TC: Riiight, well look upon your dissmisal and quake!

simiano

actually its quail

LF: hmm this crystal ball needs broadband

Emii

ADVISORS: "It's Morphin' time!"

HStorm

Anyone on Aqash's Team: "I know the answer to that one!"

Pickle: "Go on, tell them your name."

Lord Fear: "I feel so ashamed."

Merlin: "I remember that."

Treguard: "Mogdred's a big jessie-pants!"

Skarkill

Julius Scaramounger:

"OH Helow There. Right then Dungeoneer I was going to try and sell you something total uselass, BUT instead I'll give you what you need to complet this level.

AND It's FREE OF CHARGE.

**Skarkill To Richard **(S5)

"Thats A Goblain Horn That.... But You Tryed Realy hard to convince Me It Was Magic..... Oh What The Heck Go On get Out of here I'll Let You Go.

HStorm

Majida: "I like dees puzzle. It really easy and dunjin-ear has nice clear view of whole room."

Say Emii, did you get the idea for this from the "backwards day" at the end of season two?

Anyway, I want put a transcript of this topic on my website as it's ideal for the sort of articles I usually put up there. That okay with everyone?

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fine by me, is there a link to your website?

Emii

Yeah, I've got no problems with it

I did some forum roaming to find out what other fan based forums do for fun (other fan bases, mind) and decided to nick some ideas. Other things that have been done, past or present, are:

Things you will never SEE in the dungeons

You know someone's been messing with the dungeons when...

and

A Great Knightmare Joke

There undoubtedly more - if people would like to remember them and let this good person HStorm know I'm sure he'd be very grateful

HStorm

It's http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html, Bob.

And yes please. Anyone who can send me some articles of the type that Emii's suggesting here, I'll be delighted. They'd be absolutely perfect for my site.

Drassil

Motley: 'Hello, Sylvester Hands.'

Sidriss: 'Greystagg. We meet at last.'

Merlin: 'Mogdred, a word in your ear...'

Elita: 'You know, Pixel, you're really annoying!'

Brother Mace: 'Ah, Gatemaster. May I introduce myself?'

Gwendoline: 'Why have you kidnapped me, Aesandre? Answer me!'

Lord Fear: 'No, Sir Hugh, I don't need rescuing.'

Blocker: 'Please enter your PIN.'

HStorm

Sir Hugh de Witless: "Oh you need help do you? So what?"

HStorm

Okay, I've added the transcript to my page. It's in the Just For Laughs section at http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html

Drassil

[Treguard enters the antechamber at the beginning of Series 7.]

Treguard: 'Pickle? Pickle? Where has that elf got to?'

Pickle: [running in] 'Here, Master.'

Treguard: 'Ah. I thought you'd run away to the Green Wood after that argument we had. I regret some of what I said, you know.'

Pickle: 'No problem, Master. I enjoy the quests too much to leave. I hope to stay here for another two years at least, and maybe even come back in virtual form a few years from now.'

Treguard: 'Most acceptable, Pickle. Look: someone's left a bottle on the table.'

Pickle: 'It wasn't me, Master. I expect it's just rubbish. I'll chuck it into the Sewers of Goth the first chance I get.'

Treguard: 'Excellent.'