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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
    wrote on last edited by
    #128

    Anyone on Aqash's Team:  "I know the answer to that one!"

    Pickle:  "Go on, tell them your name."

    Lord Fear:  "I feel so ashamed."

    Merlin:  "I remember that."

    Treguard:  "Mogdred's a big jessie-pants!"

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    • SkarkillS
      SkarkillS
      Skarkill
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      #129

      Julius Scaramounger:

      "OH Helow There. Right then Dungeoneer I was going to try and sell you something total uselass, BUT instead I'll give you what you need to complet this level.

      AND It's FREE OF CHARGE.

      **Skarkill To Richard **(S5)

      "Thats A Goblain Horn That.... But You Tryed Realy hard to convince Me It Was Magic..... Oh What The Heck Go On get Out of here I'll Let You Go.

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
        wrote on last edited by
        #130

        Majida:  "I like dees puzzle. It really easy and dunjin-ear has nice clear view of whole room."

        Say Emii, did you get the idea for this from the "backwards day" at the end of season two?

        Anyway, I want put a transcript of this topic on my website as it's ideal for the sort of articles I usually put up there. That okay with everyone?

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          Guest
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          #131

          fine by me, is there a link to your website?

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            Emii
            wrote on last edited by
            #132

            Yeah, I've got no problems with it

            I did some forum roaming to find out what other fan based forums do for fun (other fan bases, mind) and decided to nick some ideas. Other things that have been done, past or present, are:

            Things you will never SEE in the dungeons

            You know someone's been messing with the dungeons when...

            and

            A Great Knightmare Joke

            There undoubtedly more - if people would like to remember them and let this good person HStorm know I'm sure he'd be very grateful

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
              wrote on last edited by
              #133

              It's http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html, Bob.

              And yes please. Anyone who can send me some articles of the type that Emii's suggesting here, I'll be delighted. They'd be absolutely perfect for my site.

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                #134

                Motley: 'Hello, Sylvester Hands.'

                Sidriss: 'Greystagg. We meet at last.'

                Merlin: 'Mogdred, a word in your ear...'

                Elita: 'You know, Pixel, you're really annoying!'

                Brother Mace: 'Ah, Gatemaster. May I introduce myself?'

                Gwendoline: 'Why have you kidnapped me, Aesandre? Answer me!'

                Lord Fear: 'No, Sir Hugh, I don't need rescuing.'

                Blocker: 'Please enter your PIN.'

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #135

                  Sir Hugh de Witless:  "Oh you need help do you? So what?"

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #136

                    Okay, I've added the transcript to my page. It's in the Just For Laughs section at http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html

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                      Drassil
                      Senior staff
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                      [Treguard enters the antechamber at the beginning of Series 7.]

                      Treguard: 'Pickle? Pickle? Where has that elf got to?'

                      Pickle: [running in] 'Here, Master.'

                      Treguard: 'Ah. I thought you'd run away to the Green Wood after that argument we had. I regret some of what I said, you know.'

                      Pickle: 'No problem, Master. I enjoy the quests too much to leave. I hope to stay here for another two years at least, and maybe even come back in virtual form a few years from now.'

                      Treguard: 'Most acceptable, Pickle. Look: someone's left a bottle on the table.'

                      Pickle: 'It wasn't me, Master. I expect it's just rubbish. I'll chuck it into the Sewers of Goth the first chance I get.'

                      Treguard: 'Excellent.'

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                        Fidjit
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                        #138

                        A dungeoneer enters clue room... On the table is a gem, a pie, an hourglass and a bone: (Series 3 Team 12)

                        James: First of all pick up the food

                        Chris: Stuff this I'll take everything

                        (DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE FRIGHTKNIGHT?)

                        Oh we've hit eleven pages on this topic!!!

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                          FrightKnight
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                          #139

                          Yes I did Motley!

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                            Drassil
                            Senior staff
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #140

                            Motley: 'Did you get my message, Frightknight?'

                            Frightknight: 'Yes I did, Motley'

                            Now there is an exchange which would never happen on Knightmare!  

                            Moving on...

                            Dooris: 'The Odyssey was written before the Iliad. True or false?'

                            Adviser #1: 'I think it's true. Definitely true.'

                            Adviser #3: 'You sure?'

                            Adviser #1: 'Yeah, cos...'

                            Adviser #2: 'Perhaps it's false.'

                            [Treguard coughs]

                            Adviser #3: 'Yes, maybe it's false.'

                            [Treguard coughs]

                            Advisers: 'OK, let's go with false.'

                            Pickle: 'Would you like a cough sweet, Master?'

                            Treguard: [snaps] 'No, Pickle! And I told you, it's an allergic reaction to the dust in the antechamber!'

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                              Fidjit
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                              During an Eye Shield caption...

                              BANG

                              Dungeoneer: Ow, you bloody wall!

                              Treguard: Come on you are meant to see where you are going...

                              Dungeoneer: It doesnt flipping help with my eyes shut does it...

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                              • SkarkillS
                                SkarkillS
                                Skarkill
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                                #142

                                Lissard:

                                "Yes Your LORDSHIP."

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                                  Emii
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                                  #143

                                  ADVISOR: What would happen if someone poked the Eye Shield in its eye?

                                  DUNGEONEER: I wanna know! Let's try it!

                                  TREGUARD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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                                    Drassil
                                    Senior staff
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                                    #144

                                    Treguard: 'You know, Majida, you claim to be a genie, but you've never granted me any wishes.'

                                    Majida: 'OK, OK. Three wishes you have. Take some time to think abou-'

                                    [Pickle appears in the antechamber; Majida disappears and reappears in the Corridor of Blades; Hordriss appears in a Hawaiian shirt and jeans, and dances.]

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                                      simiano
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                                      #145

                                      Elita: hello face ache

                                      Dungoneer: shut it you stupid biyotch

                                      Pickle: thats right  enter name here keep insulting her

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                                        Guest
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                                        #146

                                        Majida: He is too easy, this is not hard enough

                                        All look at her in shock

                                        Majida: Well I had to learn proper English sooner or later you know

                                        Dungeoneer is adventuring when suddenly they see a strange group

                                        Advisors: Ok it appears to be a Dwarf, an Elf, a wizard, 2 men and some hobbits.

                                        Goblin horn sounds

                                        Gandalf: Quick we must flee from the goblins

                                        Dungeoneer: That is the way to level 2 though!

                                        Goblins chase fellowship and dungeoneer over Moria, Gandalf is attacked by Balrog and falls down bridge as Skarkill watches

                                        Skarkill: Lovely!

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                                          Emii
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                                          #147

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