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    Guest
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    S4

    Mogdred: Hmm I sense a disturbance in the force

    Motley: Perhaps in S5 you are going to be replaced by a different villain with incompetant henchmen and the ability to sit and stare into a spyglass for ages. Someone who has a ridiculously badguylike name such as Lord Fear

          Prolonged Silence

    Mogdred: actually i meant the curry I had last night. They won't replace me willl they Sniff I need this job, I just put in an order for 4000 new goblins. I mean in 4 season I have been in charge 2 have had no winners.

    TC: Erm John would you come here a moment

    Mogdred: John? There is no John here mortal. Look upon Mogred and quake

    TC: Riiight, well look upon your dissmisal and quake!

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      simiano
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      actually its quail

      LF: hmm this crystal ball needs broadband

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        Emii
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        ADVISORS: "It's Morphin' time!"

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          HStormH
          HStorm
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          Anyone on Aqash's Team:  "I know the answer to that one!"

          Pickle:  "Go on, tell them your name."

          Lord Fear:  "I feel so ashamed."

          Merlin:  "I remember that."

          Treguard:  "Mogdred's a big jessie-pants!"

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            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
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            Julius Scaramounger:

            "OH Helow There. Right then Dungeoneer I was going to try and sell you something total uselass, BUT instead I'll give you what you need to complet this level.

            AND It's FREE OF CHARGE.

            **Skarkill To Richard **(S5)

            "Thats A Goblain Horn That.... But You Tryed Realy hard to convince Me It Was Magic..... Oh What The Heck Go On get Out of here I'll Let You Go.

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              Majida:  "I like dees puzzle. It really easy and dunjin-ear has nice clear view of whole room."

              Say Emii, did you get the idea for this from the "backwards day" at the end of season two?

              Anyway, I want put a transcript of this topic on my website as it's ideal for the sort of articles I usually put up there. That okay with everyone?

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                Guest
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                fine by me, is there a link to your website?

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                  Emii
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                  Yeah, I've got no problems with it

                  I did some forum roaming to find out what other fan based forums do for fun (other fan bases, mind) and decided to nick some ideas. Other things that have been done, past or present, are:

                  Things you will never SEE in the dungeons

                  You know someone's been messing with the dungeons when...

                  and

                  A Great Knightmare Joke

                  There undoubtedly more - if people would like to remember them and let this good person HStorm know I'm sure he'd be very grateful

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    It's http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html, Bob.

                    And yes please. Anyone who can send me some articles of the type that Emii's suggesting here, I'll be delighted. They'd be absolutely perfect for my site.

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                      Drassil
                      Senior staff
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                      Motley: 'Hello, Sylvester Hands.'

                      Sidriss: 'Greystagg. We meet at last.'

                      Merlin: 'Mogdred, a word in your ear...'

                      Elita: 'You know, Pixel, you're really annoying!'

                      Brother Mace: 'Ah, Gatemaster. May I introduce myself?'

                      Gwendoline: 'Why have you kidnapped me, Aesandre? Answer me!'

                      Lord Fear: 'No, Sir Hugh, I don't need rescuing.'

                      Blocker: 'Please enter your PIN.'

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                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        Sir Hugh de Witless:  "Oh you need help do you? So what?"

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
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                          Okay, I've added the transcript to my page. It's in the Just For Laughs section at http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/index.html

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                            [Treguard enters the antechamber at the beginning of Series 7.]

                            Treguard: 'Pickle? Pickle? Where has that elf got to?'

                            Pickle: [running in] 'Here, Master.'

                            Treguard: 'Ah. I thought you'd run away to the Green Wood after that argument we had. I regret some of what I said, you know.'

                            Pickle: 'No problem, Master. I enjoy the quests too much to leave. I hope to stay here for another two years at least, and maybe even come back in virtual form a few years from now.'

                            Treguard: 'Most acceptable, Pickle. Look: someone's left a bottle on the table.'

                            Pickle: 'It wasn't me, Master. I expect it's just rubbish. I'll chuck it into the Sewers of Goth the first chance I get.'

                            Treguard: 'Excellent.'

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                              A dungeoneer enters clue room... On the table is a gem, a pie, an hourglass and a bone: (Series 3 Team 12)

                              James: First of all pick up the food

                              Chris: Stuff this I'll take everything

                              (DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE FRIGHTKNIGHT?)

                              Oh we've hit eleven pages on this topic!!!

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                                FrightKnight
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                                Yes I did Motley!

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                                  Drassil
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                                  Motley: 'Did you get my message, Frightknight?'

                                  Frightknight: 'Yes I did, Motley'

                                  Now there is an exchange which would never happen on Knightmare!  

                                  Moving on...

                                  Dooris: 'The Odyssey was written before the Iliad. True or false?'

                                  Adviser #1: 'I think it's true. Definitely true.'

                                  Adviser #3: 'You sure?'

                                  Adviser #1: 'Yeah, cos...'

                                  Adviser #2: 'Perhaps it's false.'

                                  [Treguard coughs]

                                  Adviser #3: 'Yes, maybe it's false.'

                                  [Treguard coughs]

                                  Advisers: 'OK, let's go with false.'

                                  Pickle: 'Would you like a cough sweet, Master?'

                                  Treguard: [snaps] 'No, Pickle! And I told you, it's an allergic reaction to the dust in the antechamber!'

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                                    Fidjit
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                                    During an Eye Shield caption...

                                    BANG

                                    Dungeoneer: Ow, you bloody wall!

                                    Treguard: Come on you are meant to see where you are going...

                                    Dungeoneer: It doesnt flipping help with my eyes shut does it...

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                                      Skarkill
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                                      Lissard:

                                      "Yes Your LORDSHIP."

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                                        ADVISOR: What would happen if someone poked the Eye Shield in its eye?

                                        DUNGEONEER: I wanna know! Let's try it!

                                        TREGUARD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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                                          Drassil
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                                          Treguard: 'You know, Majida, you claim to be a genie, but you've never granted me any wishes.'

                                          Majida: 'OK, OK. Three wishes you have. Take some time to think abou-'

                                          [Pickle appears in the antechamber; Majida disappears and reappears in the Corridor of Blades; Hordriss appears in a Hawaiian shirt and jeans, and dances.]

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