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:o Who's related to whom and other conspiracies!

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    MoanaLiza
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    OOOhhhhhhhhh! Someones a bit touchy. I've changed it now if that atleast makes someone happy . So now we know that Majida is Pickle's and Elita's half sister!

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      Thanatos
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      Thanks very much. A victory for grammar.

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        JamesA
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        Well I always thought that Grimaldine and Greystagg flew off together at the end of Series 7 and gave us their b**tard offspring in the form of Melanie and Martina two years later who featured in that.... oooh, best not to say it....

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          MoanaLiza
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          Thanks very much. A victory for grammar.

          Yes I went to see mine early this afternoon . Anyway moving swiftly on

          Well I always thought that Grimaldine and Greystagg flew off together at the end of Series 7 and gave us their b**tard offspring in the form of Melanie and Martina two years later who featured in that.... oooh, best not to say it....

          Definately worthy of an OOooh Nasty! I guess we could see them and Sidriss. Poor Greystagg though! Now if they were born a two or three years ago then I would have believed them to be Motley's and Melisandra's offspring, but as they say you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family.

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            FrightKnight
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            Just another sidestep...

            Well I always thought that Grimaldine and Greystagg flew off together at the end of Series 7 and gave us their b**tard offspring in the form of Melanie and Martina two years later who featured in that.... oooh, best not to say it....

            Haunting theme tune plays in the distance

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              JamesA
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              BONG  😮

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                Drassil
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                Well I always thought that Grimaldine and Greystagg flew off together at the end of Series 7 and gave us their b**tard offspring in the form of Melanie and Martina two years later who featured in that.... oooh, best not to say it....

                So, Melanie and Martina were 2 years old when they featured on Funhouse in 1995? How about when Funhouse started - long before Knightmare ended - in 1990?

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                  FrightKnight
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                  They used a time machine, of course. When dungeon phase shifted, they aged by 20 years and got placed in 1990.

                  Or something like that.

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                    HStorm
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                    So, Melanie and Martina were 2 years old when they featured on Funhouse in 1995? How about when Funhouse started - long before Knightmare ended - in 1990?

                    Don'y you feel a teensy bit embarrassed that you know so many of the anorak details for a show hosted by a DJ with all the talent of Philip Schofield and the hairstyle of Scott Robinson?

                    Anyway, Motley is the love-child of Tony Blair and Timothy Claypole. That's not a conspiracy theory by the way, just mindless abuse.

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                      Drassil
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                      Don'y you feel a teensy bit embarrassed that you know so many of the anorak details for a show hosted by a DJ with all the talent of Philip Schofield and the hairstyle of Scott Robinson?

                      No. And I don't think that insulting someone for their knowledge, in jest or otherwise, is very worthwhile or creative.

                      If I am upsetting people by talking about Funhouse, I will refrain.

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                        Cull
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                        [Booming Mogdredesque voice]

                        And what, pray tell, is wrong with Funhouse?

                        [/Booming Mogdredesque voice]

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                          Velda
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                          Lol, I liked Funhouse too - especially the last bit (in the Funhouse itself).

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                            FrightKnight
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                            Go-karts were the best bit!

                            [Hears booming voice of "There's another thread about Fun House! If you want to talk about it there THEN DO SO. Otherwise STOP IT!"]

                            Sorry Emii...

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                              Elita
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                              [Booming Mogdredesque voice]

                              And what, pray tell, is wrong with Funhouse?

                              [/Booming Mogdredesque voice]

                              You forgot several lines of "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! HA! HA!"! You can't imitate Mogdred without at least 30 seconds of evil laughter!  

                              I've always been eager to know who Sidriss's mother was. Hordriss is a supremely wise and intelligent mage, and somehow he produced a... Sidriss. Logic suggests for the intelligence of the parents to even out at that of Sidriss, he must have mated with a cheese sandwich.

                              Well, in that case her mother was obviously Gretel. Though that depends on the type of cheese...

                              And I liked Funhouse too

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                                King_Gazz
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                                I know who sly hands father could be?

                                Fagin

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                                  Purgatory
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                                  Does anyone have any idea on who could her mother be?

                                  Well i guess Hordiss worked his magic one way or another, shes could just be one of his spells....

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                                    Fear
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                                    You proberly would not wanna guess.

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                                      rachelesque
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                                      Well, now you mention it, Sidriss does bear an uncanny resemblance to Greystagg...

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                                        LordF
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                                        That's because they're played by the same Actress.

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                                          PunmiesterWhiteley
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                                          Coming to think of it Sidriss looks a bit like Maldame too.

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