:o Who's related to whom and other conspiracies!
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Well I always thought that Grimaldine and Greystagg flew off together at the end of Series 7 and gave us their b**tard offspring in the form of Melanie and Martina two years later who featured in that.... oooh, best not to say it....
So, Melanie and Martina were 2 years old when they featured on Funhouse in 1995? How about when Funhouse started - long before Knightmare ended - in 1990?
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They used a time machine, of course. When dungeon phase shifted, they aged by 20 years and got placed in 1990.
Or something like that.
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So, Melanie and Martina were 2 years old when they featured on Funhouse in 1995? How about when Funhouse started - long before Knightmare ended - in 1990?
Don'y you feel a teensy bit embarrassed that you know so many of the anorak details for a show hosted by a DJ with all the talent of Philip Schofield and the hairstyle of Scott Robinson?
Anyway, Motley is the love-child of Tony Blair and Timothy Claypole. That's not a conspiracy theory by the way, just mindless abuse.
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Don'y you feel a teensy bit embarrassed that you know so many of the anorak details for a show hosted by a DJ with all the talent of Philip Schofield and the hairstyle of Scott Robinson?
No. And I don't think that insulting someone for their knowledge, in jest or otherwise, is very worthwhile or creative.
If I am upsetting people by talking about Funhouse, I will refrain.
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Go-karts were the best bit!
[Hears booming voice of "There's another thread about Fun House! If you want to talk about it there THEN DO SO. Otherwise STOP IT!"]
Sorry Emii...
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[Booming Mogdredesque voice]
And what, pray tell, is wrong with Funhouse?
[/Booming Mogdredesque voice]
You forgot several lines of "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! HA! HA!"! You can't imitate Mogdred without at least 30 seconds of evil laughter! Â
I've always been eager to know who Sidriss's mother was. Hordriss is a supremely wise and intelligent mage, and somehow he produced a... Sidriss. Logic suggests for the intelligence of the parents to even out at that of Sidriss, he must have mated with a cheese sandwich.
Well, in that case her mother was obviously Gretel. Though that depends on the type of cheese...
And I liked Funhouse too
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Well, now you mention it, Sidriss does bear an uncanny resemblance to Greystagg...
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Coming to think of it Sidriss looks a bit like Maldame too.
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I reckon Sidriss' mother is Lissard, due to the illicit fling between him and Hordriss during that "disguised-as-Marta" business. Y'know how those Atlanteans are when they've had a drop too much dungeon juice, they're anybody's!
Hordriss was so ashamed he cast a time-warp spell and sent his young daughter back in time to before he had entered the dungeon, so no one could realise the hideous truth of how the child had been conceived.
Hmm. Maybe I've been watching The Terminator too much recently...
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I think so HStorm!
Anyway I think the Rachel could be right there. Maybe the reason that Iona Kennedy played both is because Sidriss is Greystagg's daughter. There are other things other than the resemblence that could mean that they're related. There seems to me like there is a couple of simialarities between Greystagg and Hordriss, if not the later Hordriss, more so the early Hordriss.
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I'd also point out that Heggatty seemed very familiar with Sidriss when Alan mentioned her a few episodes back, which indicates that she might have a past at Witchaven.
Hmmm, I sense a REAL fanfic idea in the offing. Bit soap opera-ish but still...
Sadly, I'm busy with a couple of other KM fanfics so I won't be able to write it. Anyone else fancy a try though?
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Greystagg sounds like a good idea.
She is indeed neutral within the game, much like Hordriss, Plus the fact that this is the 1st time we have seen both of these characters.. she acts abit like hordriss to,
The fact that Sidriss seems to be the complete opposite to her farther, then maybe she is smiler to her mother? Greystagg would not be the correct answer.
I guess she could be the complete opposite to both, i can't see Hordiss with someone with the same attitude that Sidriss has.
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