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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    #37

    I was makeing a joke of the fact that Gibbert made all of TWO apperences in the dungeon.

    I wasn't saying we would never see him.

    Just that its once every Blue Moon that we do.

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      #38

      Fair enuff. I think.

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        MoanaLiza
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        #39

        ...and Olaf asking Mrs. G for some lootings!

        Lord Fear being rescued by Sir Hugh, whilst purchasing something off Ah Wok

        Skarkill purchasing something from Julius Scaramonger

        McGrew answering riddles set by Golgarach

        Hordriss riding Smirkenorff (s6 onwards)

        Motley having a banter with Sly hands

        Grimaldine actually finding the Brollachan

        Fatilla threatening to 'blip and blop' brother mace

        notice a pattern? There's a similar post by Drassil on another thread

        Mogdred and Morganna having a domestic

        Skarkill demonstarting on himself how to use his 'irons'

        Sly getting into a bit of a tangle with his magic rope

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        • SkarkillS
          SkarkillS
          Skarkill
          wrote on last edited by
          #40

          Posted Today at 12:22am  by Moana Liza

          Sly getting into a bit of a tangle with his magic rope

          "Wouldn't Supprise ME. He's Thick Enough.

          Posted Today at 12:22am  by Moana Liza

          Skarkill demonstarting on himself how to use his 'irons'

          "RUDY CHEEKY WENCH!! HOWS ABOUT I GIVES A DEMONSTRATION USEING YOU AS MY EXAMPLE.".

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
            wrote on last edited by
            #41

            Hordriss riding Smirkenorff (s6 onwards)

            Fatilla threatening to 'blip and blop' brother mace

            Couple of points...

            Hordriss might ride on Smirky, but the dragon would have to stay quiet. They could just use the old sore throat excuse.

            Fatilla and Mace weren't played by the same actor. Mace was played by Michael Cule, Fatilla was played by Erin Geraghty.

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
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              #42

              Posted by HStorm Posted Today at 12:30am

              Fatilla and Mace weren't played by the same actor. Mace was played by Michael Cule, Fatilla was played by Erin Geraghty.
               

              Actually HStorm She is right.

              Michale Cule DID play Fatilla The Hun & Brother Mace.

              Erin Geraghty Played The Oger (Mr. Grimwold).

              Easy to mix the two characters up they both looked alike in a way.

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
                wrote on last edited by
                #43

                Oh no way, Skarkill. Deep down you find the suggestion rather kinky!  😉

                On that subject, have you ever seen Blake's 7. There's a character in it called Travis and Skarkill's the spitting image of him, especially the eyepatch and the sado-masochistic outfit.

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                  Drassil
                  Senior staff
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                  #44

                  You would never see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles eating pizza in the Sewers of Goth. Because if you did, you'd have to bring in Splinter, and Shredder, and Krang... and that is one fanfiction crossover that I am not tempted by at the moment!

                  (So why can't I get the image of Splinter chatting to Hordriss out of my head?  ::))

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                    Guest
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                    #45

                    A dungeoneer going down a wellway and landing in a sewer pipe from Mario Bros.

                    "Unlucky team, the villainous king Koopa defeated you D-I-S-S-M-I-S"

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #46

                      Posted by HStorm Posted Today at 12:30am

                      Michale Cule DID play Fatilla The Hun & Brother Mace.

                      Oops. Yes, you're right, I screwed up. My excuse is... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... no sorry, can't think of an excuse.

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                        Guest
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                        #47

                        a dungeoneer going down a well way and ending up in a storm drain somewhere. "Hello guys?" Meanwhile the team go out for pizza to celebrate.

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                        • SkarkillS
                          SkarkillS
                          Skarkill
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #48

                          Posted by HStorm Posted Today at 1:23am.

                          Oops. Yes, you're right, I screwed up. My excuse is... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... no sorry, can't think of an excuse.

                          "NO EXCUSE NEEDED. WERE NOT TOTALY UNFORGIVEING HER IN THE OPPOSITION CAMP."

                          "I'LL JUST GET THE STOCKS READY FOR YOU."

                          "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......LOVELY"

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                            Guest
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                            #49

                            Skarkill putting Hstorm in the stocks  ::)

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                              Drassil
                              Senior staff
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                              #50

                              Treguard, Majida, Mellisandre, Gwendoline, Velda etc. running around the Antechamber a la Benny Hill, complete with the theme music.

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                                Moocowthingy
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                                Treguard, Majida, Mellisandre, Gwendoline, Velda etc. running around the Antechamber a la Benny Hill, complete with the theme music.

                                Now that quite spooky Drassil as I was thinking the exact same thing last night.  Were you by chance using a spy glass on me, ha ha.  Or perhaps it was me who used a spy glass on you but I drunk to much Atruskan brandy and forgot about it.

                                Anyway I was gonna start a new topic about this which I'll do now as its obviously fated.

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                                  #52

                                  You would most certainly never see a S3 victory

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                                    Drassil
                                    Senior staff
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                                    #53

                                    A Starbucks in Wolfenden.

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                                      Guest
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                                      #54

                                      Or A Mcdonalds!

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                                        Drassil
                                        Senior staff
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                                        #55

                                        Yes! I'd originally typed 'McDonalds', but then changed it to Starbucks!

                                        Adviser: OK, there are some golden arches up ahead, so walk forward... stop. Sidestep left.... stop. Pick up the large milkshake container from the table.

                                        Treguard: Well done, Team, you've found the Cup! What a shame your quest is for the Sword. Onwards!

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                                          MoanaLiza
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                                          Or a Costa Coffee in the level one well way room!

                                          Mr G. Taking Festus into Holland and Barrett!

                                          Gwendoline eating a Big Mac

                                          Treguard and Lord Fear meeting for lunch and going to the chippy

                                          Sly Hands drinking Ginger Ale with Brother Mace

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