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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    Posted by HStorm Posted Today at 12:30am

    Fatilla and Mace weren't played by the same actor. Mace was played by Michael Cule, Fatilla was played by Erin Geraghty.
     

    Actually HStorm She is right.

    Michale Cule DID play Fatilla The Hun & Brother Mace.

    Erin Geraghty Played The Oger (Mr. Grimwold).

    Easy to mix the two characters up they both looked alike in a way.

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      Oh no way, Skarkill. Deep down you find the suggestion rather kinky!  😉

      On that subject, have you ever seen Blake's 7. There's a character in it called Travis and Skarkill's the spitting image of him, especially the eyepatch and the sado-masochistic outfit.

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        Drassil
        Senior staff
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        You would never see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles eating pizza in the Sewers of Goth. Because if you did, you'd have to bring in Splinter, and Shredder, and Krang... and that is one fanfiction crossover that I am not tempted by at the moment!

        (So why can't I get the image of Splinter chatting to Hordriss out of my head?  ::))

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          Guest
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          #45

          A dungeoneer going down a wellway and landing in a sewer pipe from Mario Bros.

          "Unlucky team, the villainous king Koopa defeated you D-I-S-S-M-I-S"

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            #46

            Posted by HStorm Posted Today at 12:30am

            Michale Cule DID play Fatilla The Hun & Brother Mace.

            Oops. Yes, you're right, I screwed up. My excuse is... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... no sorry, can't think of an excuse.

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              Guest
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              #47

              a dungeoneer going down a well way and ending up in a storm drain somewhere. "Hello guys?" Meanwhile the team go out for pizza to celebrate.

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              • SkarkillS
                SkarkillS
                Skarkill
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                Posted by HStorm Posted Today at 1:23am.

                Oops. Yes, you're right, I screwed up. My excuse is... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... no sorry, can't think of an excuse.

                "NO EXCUSE NEEDED. WERE NOT TOTALY UNFORGIVEING HER IN THE OPPOSITION CAMP."

                "I'LL JUST GET THE STOCKS READY FOR YOU."

                "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......LOVELY"

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                  Guest
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                  #49

                  Skarkill putting Hstorm in the stocks  ::)

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    #50

                    Treguard, Majida, Mellisandre, Gwendoline, Velda etc. running around the Antechamber a la Benny Hill, complete with the theme music.

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                      Moocowthingy
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                      Treguard, Majida, Mellisandre, Gwendoline, Velda etc. running around the Antechamber a la Benny Hill, complete with the theme music.

                      Now that quite spooky Drassil as I was thinking the exact same thing last night.  Were you by chance using a spy glass on me, ha ha.  Or perhaps it was me who used a spy glass on you but I drunk to much Atruskan brandy and forgot about it.

                      Anyway I was gonna start a new topic about this which I'll do now as its obviously fated.

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                        Guest
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                        #52

                        You would most certainly never see a S3 victory

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          #53

                          A Starbucks in Wolfenden.

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                            Guest
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                            Or A Mcdonalds!

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                              Drassil
                              Senior staff
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                              Yes! I'd originally typed 'McDonalds', but then changed it to Starbucks!

                              Adviser: OK, there are some golden arches up ahead, so walk forward... stop. Sidestep left.... stop. Pick up the large milkshake container from the table.

                              Treguard: Well done, Team, you've found the Cup! What a shame your quest is for the Sword. Onwards!

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                Or a Costa Coffee in the level one well way room!

                                Mr G. Taking Festus into Holland and Barrett!

                                Gwendoline eating a Big Mac

                                Treguard and Lord Fear meeting for lunch and going to the chippy

                                Sly Hands drinking Ginger Ale with Brother Mace

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                                  "When Knightmare Sold Out"

                                  We replaced the CoB with a logging firm and the B&T is now B.T, Smirkenoff has been replaced by a Concorde, they are almost as ancient as dragons. No need to keep looking for food either, we installed a wide variety of fast food restaurants in Level 2 and Level 3 is now a shopping Plaza, Topshop, Marks and Sparks, Boots, WH Smith, Game and Games Workshop. Anything you want we will have. Now take this napsack to put your purchases in and this helmet to protect you from the bustling crowds and a your personal shopping advisors will be here to meet you in just a moment

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                                  • JamesAJ
                                    JamesAJ
                                    JamesA
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                                    You would most certainly never see a S3 victory

                                    Or S1 for that matter

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                                      You Would never see Merlin being crowned world memory champion

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                                      • JamesAJ
                                        JamesAJ
                                        JamesA
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                                        Or Skarkill winning the 100m sprint

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                                          well perhaps if he had Pixel behind him with her needle  ;D

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