Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
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A Starbucks in Wolfenden.
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Yes! I'd originally typed 'McDonalds', but then changed it to Starbucks!
Adviser: OK, there are some golden arches up ahead, so walk forward... stop. Sidestep left.... stop. Pick up the large milkshake container from the table.
Treguard: Well done, Team, you've found the Cup! What a shame your quest is for the Sword. Onwards!
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"When Knightmare Sold Out"
We replaced the CoB with a logging firm and the B&T is now B.T, Smirkenoff has been replaced by a Concorde, they are almost as ancient as dragons. No need to keep looking for food either, we installed a wide variety of fast food restaurants in Level 2 and Level 3 is now a shopping Plaza, Topshop, Marks and Sparks, Boots, WH Smith, Game and Games Workshop. Anything you want we will have. Now take this napsack to put your purchases in and this helmet to protect you from the bustling crowds and a your personal shopping advisors will be here to meet you in just a moment
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Count Brinkatore.
Treguard standing in the Corridor of Blades in order to get a shave.
The (Real) Ghostbusters bringing down pookas and floating skulls around the Dungeon.
The Dunswater Boatman accepting payment by cheque and credit card.
A Dungeoneer perishes on Level 3; the Advisers are upset. Treguard hands them a greetings card. On the front it says: 'Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened', and inside, it is signed by all the cast and crew. Pickle hands out monogrammed hankies, and Treguard spellcasts DISMISS.
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The Dunswater Boatman waving, giving a friendly smile or offering a Quality Street, for that matter.
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I'd still like the idea of a KM episode presented by Bruce Forsyth.
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going back 2 the michael cule fatilla bit.
the ogre played by erin gerhegaty is a WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i seen her career on the us.imdb.com website and she has played a police woman in sum programme
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... Funnily enough, there is already a Knightmare/Doctor Who crossover fanfic in existence; I think it's on http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/.
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