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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    #60

    Or Skarkill winning the 100m sprint

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      Guest
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      well perhaps if he had Pixel behind him with her needle  ;D

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      • SkarkillS
        SkarkillS
        Skarkill
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        Too Bloomin Right Yer would if I had that drated little Pixie after me.

        Only thing faster would be Raptor after haven his backside burnt be Smerkinoff.

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          Drassil
          Senior staff
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          Count Brinkatore.

          Treguard standing in the Corridor of Blades in order to get a shave.

          The (Real) Ghostbusters bringing down pookas and floating skulls around the Dungeon.

          The Dunswater Boatman accepting payment by cheque and credit card.

          A Dungeoneer perishes on Level 3; the Advisers are upset. Treguard hands them a greetings card. On the front it says: 'Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened', and inside, it is signed by all the cast and crew. Pickle hands out monogrammed hankies, and Treguard spellcasts DISMISS.

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            FrightKnight
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            The Dunswater Boatman waving, giving a friendly smile or offering a Quality Street, for that matter.

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              MoanaLiza
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              Jordan answering riddles or giving a blocker a password.

              Jordan becoming Treguard's new assistant :o!

              I will try to think of more Jordan stuff. If anyone else could think of any though!

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                FrightKnight
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                I'd still like the idea of a KM episode presented by Bruce Forsyth.

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                  King_Gazz
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                  going back 2 the michael cule fatilla bit.

                  the ogre played by erin gerhegaty is a WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i seen her career on the us.imdb.com website and she has played a police woman in sum programme

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                  • SkarkillS
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                    Skarkill
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                    The TARDIS Dematerialising in The Sewers Of Goth.

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                      Drassil
                      Senior staff
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                      ... Funnily enough, there is already a Knightmare/Doctor Who crossover fanfic in existence; I think it's on http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/.

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                      • JamesAJ
                        JamesAJ
                        JamesA
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                        Jordan going on a quest for the cup guided by Jodie Marsh, Samantha Fox, and Linda Lusardi - and actually WINNING  ;D

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                          Fidjit
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                          Anyway...

                          Lissard coming back to Lord Fear with Wrigleys Spearmint Chewing Gum.

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                            Emii
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                            cracks up Nice one, Mots!

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                            • JamesAJ
                              JamesAJ
                              JamesA
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                              Anyway...

                              Lissard coming back to Lord Fear with Wrigleys Spearmint Chewing Gum.

                              Shouldn't this be in the "Things you never see in the dungeon" topic?

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                                simiano
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                                smirkenorrf burning a dungeoneer instead of raptor

                                Smirky: oops

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                                  The corridor of blades breaking down and being replaced with such backups as:

                                   The Corridor of nails

                                   The Corridor of rakes

                                   The Corridor of dog poop (sidestep too you splat PONG! poooh smelly*

                                   The Corridor of fairly sharp and jagged pointy things

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                                  • JamesAJ
                                    JamesAJ
                                    JamesA
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                                    Smirkenorff burning a loaf of bread:

                                    "Anyone for toast?"

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                                      Drassil
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                                      Pickle, Velda and Elita being kidnapped by Father Christmas and taken to Lapland to make toys in his workshop.

                                      Mogdred found living in a hole and surviving on fun-size Mars bars, during Series 7.

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                                        Snowwiewolf
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                                        (Why lapland? I'm just kinda curious bicause I've been there once)

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                                        • JamesAJ
                                          JamesAJ
                                          JamesA
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                                          Mogdred found living in a hole and surviving on fun-size Mars bars, during Series 7.

                                          I heard he was the previous tenant before Saddam decided to seek refuge in the same place....  ;D

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