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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    Drassil
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    ... Funnily enough, there is already a Knightmare/Doctor Who crossover fanfic in existence; I think it's on http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/.

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      JamesA
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      Jordan going on a quest for the cup guided by Jodie Marsh, Samantha Fox, and Linda Lusardi - and actually WINNING  ;D

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        Fidjit
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        Anyway...

        Lissard coming back to Lord Fear with Wrigleys Spearmint Chewing Gum.

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          Emii
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          cracks up Nice one, Mots!

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          • JamesAJ
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            JamesA
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            #73

            Anyway...

            Lissard coming back to Lord Fear with Wrigleys Spearmint Chewing Gum.

            Shouldn't this be in the "Things you never see in the dungeon" topic?

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              simiano
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              smirkenorrf burning a dungeoneer instead of raptor

              Smirky: oops

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                Guest
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                The corridor of blades breaking down and being replaced with such backups as:

                 The Corridor of nails

                 The Corridor of rakes

                 The Corridor of dog poop (sidestep too you splat PONG! poooh smelly*

                 The Corridor of fairly sharp and jagged pointy things

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                • JamesAJ
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                  JamesA
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                  Smirkenorff burning a loaf of bread:

                  "Anyone for toast?"

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                    Drassil
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                    #77

                    Pickle, Velda and Elita being kidnapped by Father Christmas and taken to Lapland to make toys in his workshop.

                    Mogdred found living in a hole and surviving on fun-size Mars bars, during Series 7.

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                      Snowwiewolf
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                      (Why lapland? I'm just kinda curious bicause I've been there once)

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                        JamesA
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                        Mogdred found living in a hole and surviving on fun-size Mars bars, during Series 7.

                        I heard he was the previous tenant before Saddam decided to seek refuge in the same place....  ;D

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                          MoanaLiza
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                          Pickle, Velda and Elita being kidnapped by Father Christmas and taken to Lapland to make toys in his workshop.

                          Aesandra spreading her realm further a field to Lapland

                          (Why lapland? I'm just kinda curious bicause I've been there once)

                          Don't forget though that Father Christmas' little helpers are elves, and they spend 364/5 days a year in Lapland. I thought that they spent 364/5 days in the North Pole though!

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                            Snowwiewolf
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                            I thought that too

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                              Guest
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                              The Dungeon shifting back into phase to find that its been demolished and a multi-story carpark has been built instead, Treguards anti-chamber is now the ticket both.

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                Smirky giving guided flights and trips

                                The dungeons becoming part of the National Heretige.

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                                  knightmaredave
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                                  mogdred being nice to a dungeoneer and saying please have free roam of level 3 as i cant be a***d to chase u today i am too busy with other factoers in level 3 (ie xmas)

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    Pegasas replacing Smirkenorff.

                                    Smirkenorff getting arrested for being drunk.

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                                      JamesA
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                                      Lord Fear having a sleep

                                      (he's too busy keeping an eye on intuders)

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                                        Drassil
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                                        Treguard feeling generous and cutting eye holes in the Helm of Justice.

                                        The Helm of Justice being replaced with a 'Quest Me Quick' baseball cap.


                                        A spyglass that's too smeary, or cracked, to use properly.

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                                          A dungeoneer having to use polish on a spyglass!

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