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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    MoanaLiza
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    Pickle, Velda and Elita being kidnapped by Father Christmas and taken to Lapland to make toys in his workshop.

    Aesandra spreading her realm further a field to Lapland

    (Why lapland? I'm just kinda curious bicause I've been there once)

    Don't forget though that Father Christmas' little helpers are elves, and they spend 364/5 days a year in Lapland. I thought that they spent 364/5 days in the North Pole though!

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      Snowwiewolf
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      I thought that too

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        Guest
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        The Dungeon shifting back into phase to find that its been demolished and a multi-story carpark has been built instead, Treguards anti-chamber is now the ticket both.

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          MoanaLiza
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          Smirky giving guided flights and trips

          The dungeons becoming part of the National Heretige.

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            knightmaredave
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            mogdred being nice to a dungeoneer and saying please have free roam of level 3 as i cant be a***d to chase u today i am too busy with other factoers in level 3 (ie xmas)

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              MoanaLiza
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              Pegasas replacing Smirkenorff.

              Smirkenorff getting arrested for being drunk.

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                JamesA
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                Lord Fear having a sleep

                (he's too busy keeping an eye on intuders)

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                  Drassil
                  Senior staff
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                  Treguard feeling generous and cutting eye holes in the Helm of Justice.

                  The Helm of Justice being replaced with a 'Quest Me Quick' baseball cap.


                  A spyglass that's too smeary, or cracked, to use properly.

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                    Guest
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                    A dungeoneer having to use polish on a spyglass!

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                      JamesA
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                      Lord Fear using a spyglass on The Powers That Be

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                        MoanaLiza
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                        Lord Fear texting his minions.

                        The advisors directing the dungeoneer by sms service.

                        The wall monsters being replaced by Anne Robinson and Chris Tarrant. Dungeoneer: Can I phone friend?

                        Dungeoneers actually getting dizzy on Spin dizzy. Oooh nasty!

                        King Arthur on a quest for Merlin in series 5.

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                          JamesA
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                          A dungeoneer hangliding over the causeway to get past it.

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                            JamesA
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                            Elita's mouth being sewn up

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                              ITV offering to bring back Knightmare in a less than conventional way.

                                                "AT HOME WITH THE GRIMWOLDS"

                              Episode 1:

                              Voiceover: The Grimwolds are having trouble as Mrs G attempts to get Mellisandra the maid to actually do work rather than help dungeoneers then Festus has eaten some rotten bugbear and has stomach problem

                              Mrs G: Oh dearie! Look what the quasi-canine's done, all over the floor. Now that's awful, Smellysandra get the shovel and clean that up. That's your ooh nasty dearie.

                              Meanwhile, Grimwold is in trouble at work again. It appears he's got lost in the dwarf tunnels and ended up late

                              Mogdred: Well then Grimwold, this is the fourth time this week, I suggest you look upon your assessment and quail!

                              Grimwold: Sobs

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                                Drassil
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                                A ski lift in Winteria.

                                Golgarach being wallpapered.


                                Jack Nicholson hacking his way through Dooris, poking his head through, and yelling, 'Heeere's Johnny!!!' a la The Shining.

                                The Dunswater Boatman trading in all the gold and silver he's acquired, and upgrading to a speedboat.

                                Merlin with Hordrissesque red streaks in his hair.

                                A scene at the end of Series 8 where Treguard comes out of a shower, and it turns out that the last 8 years have all been a dream...

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                                  JamesA
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                                  Ridolfo 'loses his lute' to become a rock star

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                                    Fidjit
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                                    A decender going up...  ;D

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                                      JamesA
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                                      A dungeoneer gaeeting 'stoned' having smoked some weed before encountering the Medusa

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        Dungeoneers falling off high structures in an Eye-Shield Footage

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                                          JamesA
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                                          The Eye-Shield being unable to see having been sprayed with CS Gas

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