Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
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Treguard feeling generous and cutting eye holes in the Helm of Justice.
The Helm of Justice being replaced with a 'Quest Me Quick' baseball cap.
A spyglass that's too smeary, or cracked, to use properly.
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Lord Fear texting his minions.
The advisors directing the dungeoneer by sms service.
The wall monsters being replaced by Anne Robinson and Chris Tarrant. Dungeoneer: Can I phone friend?
Dungeoneers actually getting dizzy on Spin dizzy. Oooh nasty!
King Arthur on a quest for Merlin in series 5.
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ITV offering to bring back Knightmare in a less than conventional way.
"AT HOME WITH THE GRIMWOLDS"
Episode 1:
Voiceover: The Grimwolds are having trouble as Mrs G attempts to get Mellisandra the maid to actually do work rather than help dungeoneers then Festus has eaten some rotten bugbear and has stomach problem
Mrs G: Oh dearie! Look what the quasi-canine's done, all over the floor. Now that's awful, Smellysandra get the shovel and clean that up. That's your ooh nasty dearie.
Meanwhile, Grimwold is in trouble at work again. It appears he's got lost in the dwarf tunnels and ended up late
Mogdred: Well then Grimwold, this is the fourth time this week, I suggest you look upon your assessment and quail!
Grimwold: Sobs
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A ski lift in Winteria.
Golgarach being wallpapered.
Jack Nicholson hacking his way through Dooris, poking his head through, and yelling, 'Heeere's Johnny!!!' a la The Shining.
The Dunswater Boatman trading in all the gold and silver he's acquired, and upgrading to a speedboat.
Merlin with Hordrissesque red streaks in his hair.
A scene at the end of Series 8 where Treguard comes out of a shower, and it turns out that the last 8 years have all been a dream...
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