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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    #6

    Oh Boy.

    And I thought Snowwiewolf was the Carzyest person on this forum. I forgot about Emil.  ;D

    (just Kidding)

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      MoanaLiza
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      At least they don't go around putting irons on people especially just for the fun of it! Sticks tongue out and blows raspberry at Skarkill

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      • SkarkillS
        SkarkillS
        Skarkill
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        #8

        "Hahahah."

        "SPEAKING OF WHICH I'VE JUST POLISHED MY MANICALS, THEY NICE AND SHINY ALL I NEEDS IS SOME ONE TO CLAP THEM ON HMMMM WHO COULD I UES."

        "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE..........LOVELY"

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          Guest
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          #9

          Ah the manicals, classic lovelyness  😉

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            Guest
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            #10
            1. READ THE FAQ!!! That's what you said!!! In the FAQ there is NOTHING saying that i could not post that request on the board.

            2. Whilst paying for copyrighted material is illegal, Trading and swapping media for FREE is not illegal in regards to Knightmare as it was originated as a public broadcast. This could be considered as a way to keep the show alive after Challenge drops the gauntlet.

            3. You feel free to post messages pointing faults with other people and then you go and put any old message you want to on the board (note: NOTHING TO DO OR CLOSELY LINKING TO KNIGHTMARE - AT LEAST MY MESSAGE WAS!!!)

            The words sour and grapes come to mind here, though the FAQ may not state that then it isn't a popular question around here as there has been trouble about this issue in the past and it isn't a good way to introduce yourself, though it may not technically be illegal then it is most certainly a grey area. Finally, Emii's post was related to the board as it was about the board's number one poster (herself ) you won't make any friends having that attitude towards us.  😕

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
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              #11

              No Joke Lord_Bob.

              That is not the right attitued to take, about a situation like this. Emil was not trying to start a fight or anything, Its just that that sort of thing, Tradeing Knightmare tapes and what not, Damages the chances of A Knihtmare DVD being relesed.

              Also it is not realy appropiate to post a post like your last one it is extremly offencive and incorect as Lord_Bob has explained.

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                Emii
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                OK... now, seeing as what I asked previously, seemed to be very much of a hot potato, I put my foot right in it, and I am sorry, I will get Illusion to dispose of it or whatever he/she sees fit. However...

                1. READ THE FAQ!!! That's what you said!!! In the FAQ there is NOTHING saying that i could not post that request on the board.

                2. Whilst paying for copyrighted material is illegal, Trading and swapping media for FREE is not illegal in regards to Knightmare as it was originated as a public broadcast. This could be considered as a way to keep the show alive after Challenge drops the gauntlet.

                3. You feel free to post messages pointing faults with other people and then you go and put any old message you want to on the board (note: NOTHING TO DO OR CLOSELY LINKING TO KNIGHTMARE - AT LEAST MY MESSAGE WAS!!!)

                😞

                No offence, but can I just say that you said you were born in 1987 and it shows.

                I said "I think it is in the FAQs". I thought it was - I've obviously seen it in some FAQs in some KM related discussion place but I was obviously wrong here. I at least didn't say it WAS.

                You go on about swapping media for free, but you were on about offering a price in your original post (which, I see, you felt you had to delete. I wonder why that was).

                I'm sorry if you thought I was pointing out your faults - I assumed the "I hope that helps" at the end of my post would signify that I was passing on information. Unfortunately the one fault I will pick out is that you seem to like jumping to conclusions.

                Ok, the topic is nothing to do with KM, but I fancied a laugh between long-time friendly forum members. Apologies if this offends any other knewbies. I shall make a point in future of remembering that they are always right.

                Thank you for your apology to the forum, and please don't shout - it disturbs the atmosphere.

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                  Emii
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                  Well I'm glad that's mostly cleared up. Everyone is entitled to an opinion and its nice that you are wanting to keep KM alive. All I say is that negativity will not get you too far, in my experience, but if that's the way you think, stick to it

                  With regards to your other comments, in short:

                  I lecture no-one on FAQs. I made a reference to them as I believed what you were looking for was in there. I was wrong.

                  I broke no rules as far as I could see, it was a one-off topic, and I have never made one before like it. If it is a problem Illusion will delete it and I will not complain - it's his forum.

                  I believe you have either been deleted or have removed yourself. Pity it was so short and bitter-sweet.

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                    Emii
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                    Oh - are you back, then?

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #15

                      Trust me, Hol, every KM fan has gone through all this in their own heads a thousand times over in the last few years... basically since Sci-Fi pulled the repeats. We largely agree with you, but it really is beside the point. We SHOULD NOT be discussing it here. It'll only lead to trouble.

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                        Emii
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                        #16

                        Snickers at the idea of God with his feet up shooting lightning bolts at a TV shouting "left! LEFT! No! Go left!"

                        I see where you are coming from - believe us here, the idea has been gone over so many times (I hate telling people it's been done before when they say they have a brilliant idea! I'm really sorry!). We can't do tape trading whether paid or unpaid due to copyright problems. The same goes for DVD copies, due to the ebay event stated before.

                        If Challenge DID purchase all series and showed them, then there would be no need for trade, would there, because everyone could safely copy the series off the the TV in their own homes, and nobody can stop you, and KM would still live on.

                        Not picking fault, but the whole idea of trading KM because Challenge bought all the series and didn't rerun it was where you contradicted yourself and that confused me a bit - can you see what I mean?

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                        • SkarkillS
                          SkarkillS
                          Skarkill
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                          Posted by: HStorm 1st Jan at 11:49pm

                          Trust me, Hol, every KM fan has gone through all this in their own heads a thousand times over in the last few years... basically since Sci-Fi pulled the repeats.

                          Some of use have been going over that prospect inour heads since CITV pulled the plug 10 long Knightmareless years ago.

                          I never had the Sci-Fi chanal so this is the first time I have ever seen KM repeted.

                          I don't total agree with your sentiment hollins1 yes ok lets not get our hopes up to high about a DVD but lets not wright it off completly just yet.

                          And I have to say that the chances of Knightmare VR reaching our screnes in the next 5 years are looking good.

                          So lets not be to pesamistic here.

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            #18

                            Like I say, Hol, we (discreetly) concur with you, but maybe this is a subject we should save for a chatroom or something instead, yeah?

                            [Glances at Hollins with nervous, pleading eyes, and hoping no-one at Challenge reads this and decides the KM community are all bandits]

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                            • HStormH
                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              #19

                              That's an idea for a new thread. The ten most EMBARRASSING deaths in KM. Anyone fancy a crack at that?

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                #20

                                gags mouth and chops fingers off...

                                No need to go quite that far, ol' son. But thanks. Discretion is the better part of cowardi-... er, valour.

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  If Challenge DID purchase all series and showed them, then there would be no need for trade, would there, because everyone could safely copy the series off the the TV in their own homes, and nobody can stop you, and KM would still live on.

                                  Everyone exept those without Challenge, a video recorder, a dvd recorder or those who just don't record things. Anyways...dissappears before getting book or something thrown at

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    #22

                                    [Pats Liza on the head comfortingly.]

                                    True enough.

                                    (And we should remember that, technically, even retaining home recordings for longer than 72 hours is bending the law!)

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                                      Drassil
                                      Senior staff
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                                      I know what they say about cooks and the broth, and there have been some strong ingredients used here; but here is my opinion.

                                      I would love to have more of Knightmare on DVD or video. But, what I would enjoy even more, it is to be a long-term part of the online Knightmare community - which is as friendly, witty and intelligent as you could hope for. In this respect, there will not be 'a bleak Knightmareless future', as such.  🙂

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        #24

                                        The quickest death I've ever seen is on that French episode on the tribute site... first room! But because Labyrinthe's rules are different, it wasn't game over.

                                        The quickest should've been that early team in season four whose dungeonner stepped off the bridge in the "Place of Choice" (as Pickle so poetically called it). But they got away with it.

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          #25

                                          Correction: The quickest death I've seen was Motley performing in cabaret.

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